New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate...

[Khunangkaro]

..................."Thailand can no longer endure the presence of certain types of undesirable persons, such as journalists, academics, NGO employees, teachers, responsible business owners, or those working for charitable social organizations, said Air Force chief Air Chief Marshal Prajin Juntong, the NCPOs economic chief and acting head of Immigration.

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6) Do not post comments that could be reasonably construed as defamation or libel. .......

11) Do not post slurs, degrading or overly negative comments directed towards Thailand, specific locations, Thai institutions such as the judicial or law enforcement system, Thai culture, Thai people or any other group on the basis of race, nationality, religion, gender or sexual orientation.

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Dear Moderator,

Besides this post being tasteless, and infantile, it is not doing any good as information, it can have legal consequences where writing real name and function of Marshal Prajin Juntong is not satirical at all.

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Better remove this thread.

[keestha]

If I would have written the opening post, the pic would have been of elderly scrubby looking farang men with a questionable visa status, drinking beer in the daytime sitting around a table in front of a mom and pop store in Phuket or Pattaya.

Mom&Pops seem to be a banoork thing, P&P have real beer bars.

Which they often cannot afford though.

Edited May 30, 2014 by keestha

[RJJ]

Renewal of visa at immigration office

You'll have to show the pictures in your smartphone to prove sexual implication with local population and alcohol excess. A photo of you unconscious in your vomit with a naked tattooed prostitute will grant you an IMMEDIATE ONE YEAR EXTENSION VISA.

Unless it's the immigration officer's daughter...

[NeilSA1]

This is a ridiculous thread and I do not find it amusing. Nor should it be part of the email notifications.

Queen Victoria lives............

Was she the last Brit with a brain cell?

She was German.

This is a great time for some good old British bomb shelter humour (with a u) ..... keeps the blood pressure down and stops you going mad. One George in her family was mad, so happy to see that ours isn't.

1. She was British. Born: May 24, 1819, Kensington Palace, London, United Kingdom One of her grandsons was German.

Kaiser Wilhelm II, through his mother, was a grandson of Queen Victoria. He reigned as Kaiser until the German Empire was dissolved in 1918.

Anyhow, this article makes a good change from all the political articles.

[george]

I'm closing this satire topic, as several members have reported it as inappropriate.

I have forwarded your input to the author.

Thanks!