I Swear...This is the absolute TRUTH !

[weegee]

Went to immigration today to renew the extension to stay for NON O Marriage....

Was told by the Woman who has been in charge here for just over 1 yr that...

She needs more photos of us together, in the house we live in....(no problem)

THIS SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE PHOTOS TAKEN IN THE BEDROOM !...what the hell is going on?, or who the hell has ever been requested to do that?????

Absolutely ridiculous....can you believe, she did request it...

[pigeonjake]

in the bedroom,,,bloody hell mate,,

who going to take them???

sorry im to far away,,, sounds a bit kinky to me

[Aussieroaming]

We had the same,, needed more photos at house and bedroom. Rubbish really ....

[weegee]

We had the same,, needed more photos at house and bedroom. Rubbish really ....

Did you supply bedroom scenes?

[MJP]

You'd think we were there for the government benefits or something.

[BookMan]

This thread definitely needs photos

[tifino]

I can supply a photo of my ex, a photo of her and her then-secret boyfriend in our bedroom.

[Costas2008]

Weegee, I believe you.

But what photos?

With pyjamas? Underwear? or naked?

Also on the bed? Hanging from the chandelier? or ready to jump from the wardrobe?

Thailand I love you.......what else are we going to hear?

[nisakiman]

Did she specify what you should be doing in the bedroom? Demonstrating the consummation of your marriage perhaps? The mind boggles...

[Gecko123]

Weegee:

Are you sitting down?

I don't believe you.

Edited October 2, 2014 by Gecko123

[weegee]

I really wish i had time to get a big dirty mural done across the wall.....oh my god, what next?

[Anthony5]

I have a swing you can borrow, if you need some live pictures.

[h90]

you should have invited her to personally observe

[weegee]

you should have invited her to personally observe

No thanks....if she was there you would need a handful of Viagra, and then probably couldnt perform....lol

[weegee]

Hey... wouldnt it be funny if when i went back without photos and told her, I dont have a work permit for that.....sorry.

[ryanhull]

You could make her a video, ask her what positions she wants to see you in

[WitawatWatawit]

I can see a business opportunity arising here. Wit's Went-a-Wife Service. We provide the genuine article for your visa renewal. No mess, no fuss, no divorce.

[bkksteve123]

Yes! When you take the pictures PLEASE keep in mind that doggie-style is not considered intimate sex position in Thailand, it is for prostitutes, so better to take pictures in missionary position POV style. Also good to have a copy of the days newspaper to prove that picture is current.

[h90]

you should have invited her to personally observe

No thanks....if she was there you would need a handful of Viagra, and then probably couldnt perform....lol

And so the Visa gets rejected.....

[Ulysses G.]

This thread definitely needs photos

Proof that the marriage has been consummated.

[davethailand]

You can tell from a picture whether two people do actually sleep/ live together in the same room surely?

[h90]

Yes! When you take the pictures PLEASE keep in mind that doggie-style is not considered intimate sex position in Thailand, it is for prostitutes, so better to take pictures in missionary position POV style. Also good to have a copy of the days newspaper to prove that picture is current.

But in missionary position how can they proof that they really have sex and don't simulate it only?

[Gecko123]

I flat out refuse to believe this preposterous story. If immigration had suspicions about the legitimacy of the marriage they would have the local police interview the couple. This is a troll post.

[bkksteve123]

Yes! When you take the pictures PLEASE keep in mind that doggie-style is not considered intimate sex position in Thailand, it is for prostitutes, so better to take pictures in missionary position POV style. Also good to have a copy of the days newspaper to prove that picture is current.

But in missionary position how can they proof that they really have sex and don't simulate it only?

I do not know. Please, no questions.

[h90]

You can tell from a picture whether two people do actually sleep/ live together in the same room surely?

Maybe she asks for other pieces of paper.....So she asks for ridiculous things unless they get the hint and come with 5000 Baht

[MJP]

I can see a business opportunity arising here. Wit's Went-a-Wife Service. We provide the genuine article for your visa renewal. No mess, no fuss, no divorce.

O' so outta likes. Why can't I have unlimited likes?

[ukrules]

These rules and requirements are retarded.

[weegee]

I flat out refuse to believe this preposterous story. If immigration had suspicions about the legitimacy of the marriage they would have the local police interview the couple. This is a troll post.

Gecko....you supposed to be new here...you sound like a troll Thai poster.

You believe what you want, later you will understand the humor in this.....and I DONT tell lies, by the way...

Everyone who takes the time to read this will definitely get a laugh out of it....and realize the stupidity to ask a foreigner for photos from his bedroom...

[weegee]

You can tell from a picture whether two people do actually sleep/ live together in the same room surely?

Maybe she asks for other pieces of paper.....So she asks for ridiculous things unless they get the hint and come with 5000 Baht

would like to comment.....but wont....your very warm, verging on Hot..

[transam]

I hope they didn't want a bedroom pic complete with your woody...........

PS. WG is my chum and he don't tell porkies..........