It is you sir who are confused. Why not ask Mr. Bitey's keeper for the answer? She will oblige I'm sure.

Mr Bitey has a keeper?

Of course! If he didn't, people would be bitten to death!

Mr Bitey going around biting other people, that's not nice.

But no money involved!

That would be against Thai law.

LOL

Clarification needed here Nancy. Is Bitey human?

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?
But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

It is you sir who are confused. Why not ask Mr. Bitey's keeper for the answer? She will oblige I'm sure.

Mr Bitey has a keeper?

Of course! If he didn't, people would be bitten to death!

Mr Bitey going around biting other people, that's not nice.

Really?

It's no wonder mr Nancy is loosing the election then, if her husband is biting people. What's wrong with him. He looks a bit scarey.

Why dies he hold the cat upside down ?

I've never been so confused in all my life.

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

If you win sir, I would like to take you out for some taramasalata and a good oiling.

That would be fun.

Really?

It's no wonder mr Nancy is loosing the election then, if her husband is biting people. What's wrong with him. He looks a bit scarey.

Why dies he hold the cat upside down ?

I've never been so confused in all my life.

To see what's the minimum height required to always land on its feet?

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

If you win sir, I would like to take you out for some taramasalata and a good oiling.

That would be fun.

eeeeeeeeeeer, wrong forum sweety.............. .

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

Surely all our Greek members, including Costas himself, will now forget all about Costas, and switch their vote to you!

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

If you win sir, I would like to take you out for some taramasalata and a good oiling.

That would be fun.

eeeeeeeeeeer, wrong forum sweety.............. .

Sir,

What do you mean?

Why are you calling me 'Sweety' ?

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

If you win sir, I would like to take you out for some taramasalata and a good oiling.

That would be fun.

eeeeeeeeeeer, wrong forum sweety.............. .

Sir,

What do you mean?

Why are you calling me 'Sweety' ?

A man of the world, words just appear............... .................

Perhaps Mr. Bitey has bitten Nancy, no clarification as to his species yet!

Could be that the only person that was taking the "election" seriously will now tell everyone how "silly" it all is.

Perhaps Mr. Bitey has bitten Nancy, no clarification as to his species yet!

Could be naja siamensis.

Could be that the only person that was taking the "election" seriously will now tell everyone how "silly" it all is.

Is that a Zen poem in your dockers or are you just glad to see me?

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Perhaps Mr. Bitey has bitten Nancy, no clarification as to his species yet!

Could be naja siamensis.

Is that served with the sumac reduction or au jus?

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Perhaps Mr. Bitey has bitten Nancy, no clarification as to his species yet!

Could be naja siamensis.

Is that served with the sumac reduction or au jus?

Sent from my Lenovo S820_ROW using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Just a liberal squirt of the hot salsa.

Ahhhh back to Bangkok and a trip to La Monita tomorrow evening....life just gets sweeter and sweeter!

I quite enjoyed my 10 minutes of fame. Took away a bit of the boredom of spending Xmas day on my own.

You are never alone Ice Queen, me and ND are only a whistle away...........

Ok Competitors a question for all four.

As you know I am looking after the boy for the first time single handed, and I burnt the boiled potatoes the other day, almost a capital offence in Ireland, my defence, I was teaching him Battleships, I was the Potemkin, he was the the Prince of Wales 1941.

I have a Duck for New Years Day-Frozen.

What on Earth do I do with it?

Best answer gets my block vote of 100 votes, if this sounds a little panicky it is, he has already resorted to making his own toast, and has lost 3 kilos in under 4 days, speaking to the better half on skype earlier today, she is not a happy chappie, already sharpening knives and preparing to feed ducks of her own.

I have the answer Mossy but let's see what they come up with!

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

Jingthing, as a gesture of my goodwill and to prove that I am not the ogre as some may believe, I have voted for you.

This is my Christmas present to you.

Perhaps Mr. Bitey has bitten Nancy, no clarification as to his species yet!

Could be naja siamensis.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...neaky

Ok Competitors a question for all four.

As you know I am looking after the boy for the first time single handed, and I burnt the boiled potatoes the other day, almost a capital offence in Ireland, my defence, I was teaching him Battleships, I was the Potemkin, he was the the Prince of Wales 1941.

I have a Duck for New Years Day-Frozen.

What on Earth do I do with it?

Best answer gets my block vote of 100 votes, if this sounds a little panicky it is, he has already resorted to making his own toast, and has lost 3 kilos in under 4 days, speaking to the better half on skype earlier today, she is not a happy chappie, already sharpening knives and preparing to feed ducks of her own.

Oh, oh, I can handle this one. You can put the duck in the refrigerator starting tomorrow so it can thaw out gradually.

That will give me time to consult MarthaStewart.com

Pass. Listen to NancyL!

No, that's not sexist just cause she's a lady.

It's because I don't have a clue about cooking duck.

What this contest needs is a push from one of the other candidates....they need a campaign manager to test Neverdie's resolve....who will back David48??

since I started campaigning for for Costas, he only lost two votes. if David is interested I am willing to work for Davids campaign. An this time I promise to work harder and improve on my previous record by helping David loose all his votes

Vote for David He's no Costas

I was sorry to see that Costas a jovial, literate and sincere poster has had his candidacy tainted by his association with David48. Costas, always eager to make a friend perhaps should have been more circumspect with that one.

Firstly I dont know what Costas association with David was,other than the association we all have as members of this forum. secondly even if there was an association I dont know why it would have cost him, David is a great guy, when ever I see a post by David, as I also do with Costas, I make sure to read them, because I am sure they will be sensible, and entertaining.

I am afraid this contest has more to do with forum politicking than forum participation content.

if post content was the criteria for winning, this contest would be a lot closer between all the candidates

in my opinion they are all worthy of the title.

Hubby and I have returned from our tour of the the local cultural sights of Bangkok.

It seems everyone has developed a renewed fascination with Mr. Bitey. Just to set the record straight, he's the cat, not the goofy look guy -- that's Hubby. I had to take Hubby to Bangkok with me because I couldn't trust him to stay alone in the condo in Chiang Mai.

I'm glad to see other posters like Whambam can see the logic in voting for D48. JT has an ego the size of all the parallel universes, let's not feed it anymore!

In the end it will be like this...

yawn.

David, you are quite the provocateur, aren't you? Trying to trap me by asking what I think about western guys in relationships with Thai women. Believe it or not, that issue isn't even on my radar. I must admit, it does bother some western women, but not me. At the risk of sounding like I'm going off on my Mother Theresa riff again, with my involvement with LannaCareNet.org (look it up, David) I've had ample opportunity to see both good and bad western/Thai relationships.

The organization assists elderly expats who find themselves in difficulty, usually medical and often with other problems. Sure, some of the cases read like the hard luck stories on Thai Visa of old guys who have lost everything to scheming Thai bargirls.

But, I've seen more cases where Thai women have stood by their guys, caring for them thru final, painful illnesses that took a major toll on the women too. I've seen Thai women who gave up the best years of their lives caring for guys who were rude, alcoholic, poorly groomed, and didn't have the good sense to get their final affairs in order. Guys who said "don't worry, you'll be taken care of" only to discover, the a-hole was still married to someone in his home country -- someone who would inherit his pension and even his condo here in Thailand.

Sorry, I'm getting worked up. I know I should keep this light and cheery. But David you asked. What do I think when I see an older western guy with a younger Thai woman? I think -- I hope they both know what they're getting into.

Nothing in Thailand is as it appears.

kudos to Costas for his dignified stance of staying away from this Thread once he show the direction some of the politicking was taking

He not only got my vote of poster of the year, but he also wins the Adult of the year category

kudos to Costas for his dignified stance of staying away from this Thread once he show the direction some of the politicking was taking

He not only got my vote of poster of the year, but he also wins the Adult of the year category

Or ... perhaps not!

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/787216-members-please-put-me-out-of-my-misery/

Costas, love you, love your taramasalata.