I was going through the classifieds in the Phuket gazette and found this wonderfull Ad.

Headline: BARGIRL EQUIPMENT

Posted: Friday, March 19, 2004

By: Lek

Email: [email protected]

City/Location: Patong

Due to recent windfall and subsequent semi-retirement from the trade, the following items are for sale:

- 12 inch high silver moon boots

- Vinyl jumpsuit with accessory pocket

- Mobile phone w/flashing lights and extra loud ringing tone

- Lifetime membership at Daeng's Serm Suay Beauty Shop

- Phone list of 384 longstay punters for guaranteed cash on slow nights

- Fully furnished 3.6m x 4m room w/squat toilet, new seening fan, and 2 months prepaid rent (by boyfren fum Switterlan)

- Woeful "Request for Funds" letters in 63 tragic scenarios and 4 languages

- Honda Wave motorbike (now dive Benz)

Note: all items for lease with option to buy pending outcome of recent venture (maybe Swittterlan too cole an boyfren not take care me good).

I posted that already in the general section Bash I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

I posted that already in the general section Bash I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

My God....how witless do we get ?

Those Moon Boots are the dogs!

They make driving a little precarious but overall a very worthwhile investment, I feel a foot taller, sorry gent.

The vinyl jumpsuit is a bit hot but will really come into its own during the rainy season.

I posted that already in the general section Bash   I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

My God....how witless do we get ?

Cmon doc lighten up, what else is for sale you could have a garage sale down patpong

Amazing- giving up her mobile phone? Nah she must not being feeling well because I always assumed TBG were born with mobiles when they came out of the womb.

I must be a caveman. I remember when they didn't have them!

I posted that already in the general section Bash   I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

My God....how witless do we get ?

hiss hiss - meow!

and your posts are all funny and witty

Yes, whet else would you add to a bar-girls' garage sale ???

I must be a caveman. I remember when they didn't have them!

You are old Georgie.

I must be a caveman. I remember when they didn't have them!

You are old Georgie.

Look!

He's being funny and witty....

maybe he should click over to the Farang girls thread.... they appear to love funny and witty!