At Last Honest Bargirl Found

[Basher]

I was going through the classifieds in the Phuket gazette and found this wonderfull Ad.

Headline: BARGIRL EQUIPMENT

Posted: Friday, March 19, 2004

By: Lek

Email: [email protected]

City/Location: Patong

Due to recent windfall and subsequent semi-retirement from the trade, the following items are for sale:

- 12 inch high silver moon boots

- Vinyl jumpsuit with accessory pocket

- Mobile phone w/flashing lights and extra loud ringing tone

- Lifetime membership at Daeng's Serm Suay Beauty Shop

- Phone list of 384 longstay punters for guaranteed cash on slow nights

- Fully furnished 3.6m x 4m room w/squat toilet, new seening fan, and 2 months prepaid rent (by boyfren fum Switterlan)

- Woeful "Request for Funds" letters in 63 tragic scenarios and 4 languages

- Honda Wave motorbike (now dive Benz)

Note: all items for lease with option to buy pending outcome of recent venture (maybe Swittterlan too cole an boyfren not take care me good).

[the gentleman]

I posted that already in the general section Bash I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I posted that already in the general section Bash I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

My God....how witless do we get ?

[fatter than harry]

Those Moon Boots are the dogs!

They make driving a little precarious but overall a very worthwhile investment, I feel a foot taller, sorry gent.

The vinyl jumpsuit is a bit hot but will really come into its own during the rainy season.

[Pink Mist]

I posted that already in the general section Bash   I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

My God....how witless do we get ?

Cmon doc lighten up, what else is for sale you could have a garage sale down patpong

[britmaveric]

Amazing- giving up her mobile phone? Nah she must not being feeling well because I always assumed TBG were born with mobiles when they came out of the womb.

[Georgie-Porgie]

I must be a caveman. I remember when they didn't have them!

[the gentleman]

I posted that already in the general section Bash   I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold

My God....how witless do we get ?

hiss hiss - meow!

and your posts are all funny and witty

[Khutan]

Yes, whet else would you add to a bar-girls' garage sale ???

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I must be a caveman. I remember when they didn't have them!

You are old Georgie.

[Basher]

I must be a caveman. I remember when they didn't have them!

You are old Georgie.

Look!

He's being funny and witty....

[RTguy]

maybe he should click over to the Farang girls thread.... they appear to love funny and witty!