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Guys who has some great tips for smart arsed replies when people jokingly ask etc etc, kinda like the done eat yellow snow variety??

Love to hear them...

I could eat alphabet soup and shit better wording than that in your post... :o

/Edit - well, you asked for it...

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Guys who has some great tips for smart arsed replies when people jokingly ask etc etc, kinda like the done eat yellow snow variety??

Love to hear them...

Guess English is not your first language? How's that for a smart arse reply? :o

If you had as many sticking outta ya as ya had in ya you'd look like a goddamned porcupine.

Why don't you take a good dose of shut the <deleted> up, and disappear numb nuts. I personally used this one just the other day :o:D

I have some windows that need licking if you have 10 minutes :D (needs this smiley to be effective)

Are you sure your not donz? :D

Once, in response to "Are you stupid or something?" "I must be, I'm talking to you aren't I?"

In a pub once, when this guy (who isn't particularly liked) asked if he could borrow 10 pence to call his mate. A guy gave him 20 pence and said "here you are, call them all" :o

Someone here on the forum (soic I think) once said to someone else that they should be locked in a round room and be told to pi ss in the corner. I thought that was very funny. :o

Guys who has some great tips for smart arsed :D replies when people jokingly ask etc etc, kinda like the done eat yellow snow :D variety??

Love to hear them... :o

Krap, as in - Krap Krune Karp = Tankyou welly big. :D

In a pub once, when this guy (who isn't particularly liked) asked if he could borrow 10 pence to call his mate. A guy gave him 20 pence and said "here you are, call them all" :D

That was good.

generous.

Somebody seeks a punch up with me, I may have been known to slip in the odd, "

Well, you see doris, I don´t share your tastes, luv."

I may also have grabbed a bar stool in the split second that he is too surprised to react and whack him hard with it. :o

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ok guys it was typed quickly hence the english mistakes, forgot about all of you teachers with nothing better to do but complain.......

for some reason cannot edit either..

Seems nobody understood the OP's question.

Smart arsed replies when staff ask for "tips" such as:

Q: Tip for me?

A: Sure, here's a tip: Don't eat the yellow snow.

Hey, I though that was a pretty good tip - but probably would fall flat in Thailand :o

for some reason cannot edit either..

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? :o

(Only joshin... you did ask for smart arsed replies...)

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Seems nobody understood the OP's question.

Sometimes it's fun to deliberately run a thread off topic.. innit PC?

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Seems nobody understood the OP's question.

Sometimes it's fun to deliberately run a thread off topic.. innit PC?

sometimes yes

ok guys it was typed quickly hence the english mistakes, forgot about all of you teachers with nothing better to do but complain.......

for some reason cannot edit either..

Seems nobody understood the OP's question.

Sometimes it's fun to deliberately run a thread off topic.. innit PC?

sometimes yes

can we know at what times please? I´d like to be present... I´ll bring goodies

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Here's a tip for you: a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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ok guys it was typed quickly hence the english mistakes, forgot about all of you teachers with nothing better to do but complain.......

for some reason cannot edit either..

Seems nobody understood the OP's question.

Sometimes it's fun to deliberately run a thread off topic.. innit PC?

sometimes yes

can we know at what times please? I´d like to be present... I´ll bring goodies

post-12676-1156214020.gif

probably when your not about!! :o

Your application to join the human race has been rejected. Until we can find an appropriate place for you would you mind going to the monkey cage.

Here's a tip for you: a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

:o

Doh!

Your application to join the human race has been rejected. Until we can find an appropriate place for you would you mind going to the monkey cage.

Is that the letter they sent you?

Darn man, I'm sorry. Guess we'll see you on the dark side of the moon.I left with the last batch of rejects. :D

alright, give the guy five baht then!

I need a tip... how do I set a laser printer to stun?

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I need a tip... how do I set a laser printer to stun?

The same way you set a laser pointer to stun, sheesh dont you old people know anything :o:D

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