Worst England team ever?

[Ayutthaya11]

Well you can't build a team without starting up front Emile Heskey! Automatically you've conceded defeat just by sticking him in the line up.

If you want to include a manager then it's got to be Graham Taylor!

Edited March 31, 2015 by Ayutthaya11

[StevieH]

There's been worse than Heskey wore an England shirt. Nugent, Ricketts, Fashanu.

[BangrakBob]

I'd have Paul Konchesky at left back

[Ayutthaya11]

Robert Green in goal possibly

[BangrakBob]

There's been worse than Heskey wore an England shirt. Nugent, Ricketts, Fashanu.

Germany 1 England 5 alone leaves Heskey exempt

[BangrakBob]

Robert Green in goal possibly

USA 2010 WC

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[Ayutthaya11]

There's been worse than Heskey wore an England shirt. Nugent, Ricketts, Fashanu.

Germany 1 England 5 alone leaves Heskey exempt

Well he did well for us then but still, there is a sickipedia page on Emile Heskey that probably has more piss takes than any A- iist celeb out there on him in fact there are two goal keepers out there that have scored more for their country than Emile. Rene Higuita & Jose Luis Chilavert

Edited March 31, 2015 by Ayutthaya11

[StevieH]

I'd have Paul Konchesky at left back

aye. and that's ahead of someone like michael ball as well.

carlton palmer would have to be a shoo-in for a midfield spot.

[BangrakBob]

There's been worse than Heskey wore an England shirt. Nugent, Ricketts, Fashanu.

Germany 1 England 5 alone leaves Heskey exempt

Well he did well for us then but still, there is a sickipedia page on Emile Heskey that probably has more piss takes than any A- iist celeb out there on him in fact there are two goal keepers out there that have scored more for their country than Emile. Rene Higuita & Jose Luis Chilavert

Haha no way, what a stat. That is not good reading for Emile, but no matter what Germany 1 England 5 will remain one of the greatest wins by an England team and Emile did score. Considering the magnitude of that match, what was at stake and the terrible start, each player was a hero that day for me.

[StevieH]

There's been worse than Heskey wore an England shirt. Nugent, Ricketts, Fashanu.

Germany 1 England 5 alone leaves Heskey exempt

Well he did well for us then but still, there is a sickipedia page on Emile Heskey that probably has more piss takes than any A- iist celeb out there on him in fact there are two goal keepers out there that have scored more for their country than Emile. Rene Higuita & Jose Luis Chilavert

john fashanu and michael ricketts up front, way before heskey. and that's before mentioning francis jeffers.

[Ayutthaya11]

There's been worse than Heskey wore an England shirt. Nugent, Ricketts, Fashanu.

Germany 1 England 5 alone leaves Heskey exempt

Well he did well for us then but still, there is a sickipedia page on Emile Heskey that probably has more piss takes than any A- iist celeb out there on him in fact there are two goal keepers out there that have scored more for their country than Emile. Rene Higuita & Jose Luis Chilavert

john fashanu and michael ricketts up front, way before heskey. and that's before mentioning francis jeffers.

Jeffers is definitely worth a shout but it's heskey all the way for me. I remember reading in the 2010 world cup people were going around with a collection box for Heskey's Air fare home

[StevieH]

Well he did well for us then but still, there is a sickipedia page on Emile Heskey that probably has more piss takes than any A- iist celeb out there on him in fact there are two goal keepers out there that have scored more for their country than Emile. Rene Higuita & Jose Luis Chilavert

john fashanu and michael ricketts up front, way before heskey. and that's before mentioning francis jeffers.

Jeffers is definitely worth a shout but it's heskey all the way for me. I remember reading in the 2010 world cup people were going around with a collection box for Heskey's Air fare home

i think you're overstating it. heskey was a bit of an underachiever but he still scaled plenty of heights. had a fantastic treble season in 2001 with liverpool for example. he should never have gone to the 2010 world cup either, was a ridiculous call-up and a pretty damning indictment of england's forward options at that time.

[Ayutthaya11]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Foulke_%28footballer%29 Here's your worst goal keeper. 1 cap. The chant who eat all the pies was first sung to him from the terraces Edited March 31, 2015 by Ayutthaya11

[Chicog]

How on earth can you miss out Carlton Palmer?

[StevieH]

How on earth can you miss out Carlton Palmer?

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http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/813582-worst-england-team-ever/?p=9252609

[champers]

Geoff Thomas would have to partner Palmer in midfield.

[Ayutthaya11]

I'd have this guy boris Johnson mayor of London in my team pure for comical reasons

[StevieH]

I'd have this guy boris Johnson mayor of London in my team pure for comical reasons

haha yeah funny boris and his silly hair. what a geezer, what a funny lad, he's boss on have i got news for you and that. let's make him mayor of london. or he's a bullingdon club tory bred for power and is the worst thing in england right now. despicable right wing tory c*nt under a comedy persona with amusing hair. every football fan should despise that <deleted>.

[jellydog]

I'd have this guy boris Johnson mayor of London in my team pure for comical reasons

haha yeah funny boris and his silly hair. what a geezer, what a funny lad, he's boss on have i got news for you and that. let's make him mayor of london. or he's a bullingdon club tory bred for power and is the worst thing in england right now. despicable right wing tory c*nt under a comedy persona with amusing hair. every football fan should despise that <deleted>.

Boris' creative use of a capo.

[Deserted]

Don't forget Steve Bull (not even a top flight player), James Beattie (Shearer's replacement) and Danny Mills gifting Sweden a goal in the 2002 world cup. Tony Cottee played for England about 10 times though I never saw him score.