Thai man hangs self after penis enlargement

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Thai man hangs self after penis enlargement
By Coconuts Bangkok

CHIANG MAI: -- A worker at a horse track in Chiang Mai hanged himself in front of the ticket booth yesterday, a suicide his friends say was brought on by his sexless marriage caused by a penis enlargement gone wrong.

The 45-year-old Bangkok native, identified only as "Suea," was found hanged by a nylon thread from the awning yesterday morning at the Nong Ho Horse Track. Bottles of water and liquor were found by his side.

According to friends of the deceased, Suea had argued with his wife and cut himself on Wednesday before being found dead Thursday morning.

The friends told police Suea had recently had an injection [read more...]

Full story: http://bangkok.coconuts.co//2015/05/22/hung-man-hangs-self-after-penis-enlargement


-- Coconuts Bangkok 2015-05-22

[CNXBKKMAN]

That really is a stop you in your tracks, mind boggling, bizarre, tragic news story.

[Kerryd]

"The friends told police Suea had recently had an injection into his penis which left it very large. His wife would not sleep with him after that, which upset him."

Yeah, women hate that. I always laugh when a woman claims that size doesn't matter and then when you ask her whether she would prefer a 7" sausage or a 9" schlong, she goes for the schlong EVERY time.

From the rest of the story I'd say this guy's problems had more to do with alcohol and mental health issues than his wife not wanting to ride the new and improved baloney pony.

[Ghostnigel]

My mrs wanted me to have a 9 incher, but i aint cutting 2" off for no-one ( the oldies are the best ones eh?)

[robblok]

My mrs wanted me to have a 9 incher, but i aint cutting 2" off for no-one ( the oldies are the best ones eh?)

For ppl who are hung know size is often a problem with asian girls. Too big is just as bad as small. You better off with average.

[pookiki]

Hung, hang, dead. The conjugation for penis enlargements gone awry.

[Anthony5]

Did he hang himself with his large penis?

[Manbing]

Reading the story there are other issues, alcoholism and schizophrenia, likely to be more a cause for suicide that an overly large endowment.

[realenglish1]

You know it makes sense He worked with horses so I can see where then may have been a little envy on his part.

And as for his wife I understand why he felt he needed surgery

As for the suicide Makes no sense

[Lupatria]

If you can't lift it- forget it!

[FredNL]

There is only 1 country with smaller dicks on this planet..

Except in traffic, the Thai are .... (you fill in)

[klauskunkel]

"Suea's" thought process:

I am a jobless, alcoholic schizophrenic with hallucinations...time to get a bigger noodle.

[Brian Robson]

Go falang, and you never want another wang

[NickJ]

Probably a caferget injection.....done with an insulin needle....used to be the treatment of choice for E.D.......now its Viagra.....or the poisonous kamigra

[soalbundy]

My mrs wanted me to have a 9 incher, but i aint cutting 2" off for no-one ( the oldies are the best ones eh?)

For ppl who are hung know size is often a problem with asian girls. Too big is just as bad as small. You better off with average.

you mean 12 inches

[cruisemonkey]

So, in the end, he was well hung in two ways.

[wowfactor10]

Has looking at these horses pulled him over for the enlargement?

[pgrahmm]

Guess he didn't want to stop until he was "well hung".....

RIP

Edited May 22, 2015 by pgrahmm

[thhMan]

No sympathy

[vogie]

Known to his friends as Nong No Nob.

[northernphil]

I would not consider suicide if my 'old boy ' got bigger . However should it shrink with age ....it is already past its best before date. Mai pen rai.

[ggt]

Hung man hangs self!

Who writes these headlines...

He should have hung around awhile...hung men are in vogue these days...

[jackanapes]

there is no pleasing some folk his wife wasn't very happy with the result a bigger penis I would have thought she would have looked forward to having all of it so sad really I could have done with that years ago but its too late now I have to look in the mirror to see if its still there.

[ALFREDO]

Probably a caferget injection.....done with an insulin needle....used to be the treatment of choice for E.D.......now its Viagra.....or the poisonous kamigra

"poisonous kamigra" kamigra is poisonous?

http://www.topwindata.com/windowsapps/kamigra/174343.html#.VV8tfNIxLYo

If you mean KAMAGRA - than please LINK to the poison.

[Chicog]

That really is a stop you in your tracks, mind boggling, bizarre, tragic news story.

The coconuts trademark.

He might have suffered from schizophrenia as well, as she said he often hallucinated about the “people above” wanting him to come live with them

If you have a mental illness in Thailand, you're screwed.

Edited May 22, 2015 by Chicog

[Ghostnigel]

My mrs wanted me to have a 9 incher, but i aint cutting 2" off for no-one ( the oldies are the best ones eh?)

No, they're really not!

Whatever matey....maybe not to you, but its the way i tell 'em! lol

[ttthailand]

As if the guy did not have enough issues going on with his life. Now even after he is gone some twit writes this story. Don't Thai people have any shame .... Gurrrrrr

[Ghostnigel]

My mrs wanted me to have a 9 incher, but i aint cutting 2" off for no-one ( the oldies are the best ones eh?)

For ppl who are hung know size is often a problem with asian girls. Too big is just as bad as small. You better off with average.

Nah mate, i'll stick with what i've got...

[cookee68]

Where do you get these injections I will have one. if by injecting your cock with a bit of fat was that good, we would all have it done

[captspectre]

Hung, hang, dead. The conjugation for penis enlargements gone awry.

about two months ago there was an article in the western news that the two countries with the smallest dongs were Thailand and India! as for women, if a baby can get out I can get in!