A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Phuket. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.

"Ma," says the boy, "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replies.

The taxi driver turns around and says, "Madam, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Ma?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers: "Yes".

After a few minutes, the boy asks: "Ma, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"

She says: "Most of them become taxi drivers."

The mother says that's how you were conceived and he is your father.

Do you think it's time to try a bit of humour on the Phuket forum again, Jetset?

Not really Phuket related, moved to jokes.

Do you think it's time to try a bit of humour on the Phuket forum again, Jetset?

Never!