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[a3]

Handball ? Now there's a massive world sport , let's include dodgeball too , oh that was a film...

Let's just focus on one part of your defense for now.

You mention boxing and say you have 2 world champions. We have always been the top European Nation for Boxing, and still are by a long way.

Current World champs from Germany = 1 or 2 - Markus Bayer ( Super Middleweight - WBC )

You have an interim champ at that weight - Mario Viet , this doesn't really count , but you can have him. Joe Calzaghe would destroy them both on the same night

We have 6 current world champs , so we beat you on past and present form , 2 of our champs are in the top 10 pound for pound ( Hatton and Calzaghe )

Johnny Nelson - Cruiser

Clinton Woods - Lt Heavy

Joe Calzaghe - Super Middle ( 2 Belts )

Ricky Hatton - Welter

Junior Witter - Super Light

Scott Harrison - Feather

If you even try to say that Germany comes close in this category then I will walk away , actually I will anyway as it has been pointed out that I have to be Impartial.....

ps... Since when did Winter Olympics come into the Athletics category

[Sing_Sling]

I think you should walk away . . .

Ok, I'll give you boxing . . . only because I can't be arsed researching . . .

Joe Calzaghe would destroy them both on the same night

Now you sound like Lampard . . .

Boxing - England

Rest - Germany

Handball is played by all Continental European countries . . . it's actually quite a good sport . . . ah . . .competitive, that's why ot never made it in England . . .

Ok, ok, I'll stop as you can't fight back . . . as in not allowed, not as in cannot . . . actually . . .

[gburns57au]

So if we see an Englishperson having sex can we call them ..................

Oh hang on this is only at the cricket....we can still extract the urine from them at all other sporting events and in general life....

I was a bit worried then....

Slagging off the Poms is one of the top ten pasttimes here.....

[Donz]

Beautiful weather, great beaches, bigger island, dont have elton John. who are the real prisoners here Ya poms

And prats like you.......................looks like we're on a winner there

HAHAHA always need to start trying to call me names etc, is that the way you guys do things over there when you are jealous

[Donz]

Careful Lampy, or the finger painter will tell you are bitter about something.....

No not to lampy, its a known fact you are.

[opothai]

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

have a nice day maties

and remember say it in a nice way

[Old Croc]

and remember say it in a nice way

You banker, and you do it so well.

Edited September 28, 2006 by Old Croc

[opothai]

and remember say it in a nice way

You banker, and you do it so well.

cheers old croc but is banker in the pc dictionary in oz

we havn't had a pc dictionary published in blighty yet, but when one does i'll be sure to have a good bank over it

[udon]

Careful Lampy, or the finger painter will tell you are bitter about something.....

No not to lampy, its a known fact you are.

Let's get it in the open once and for all Donzo. Fact please or bullshit?

No more inuendos. (look it up)

Go ahead. Bitter about what?

Put up or shut up.

[Old Croc]

and remember say it in a nice way

You banker, and you do it so well.

cheers old croc but is banker in the pc dictionary in oz

we havn't had a pc dictionary published in blighty yet, but when one does i'll be sure to have a good bank over it

The first word I used came out as a series of ######## s

[lampard10]

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The bizarre thing is, lampard, you should actually have checked out where you have the upper hand instead of just listing whatever came into your head . . .

Well, I guess it's fair that we don't play Cricket or Rugby as we'd kick your butts as well . . .

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Why is that bizarre? If I'd checked out what sports we were top at, instead of listing the sports that came into my head, then my previous statement would be pointless. You on the other hand HAVE only listed the sports you're best at (short list) I'm not saying we are the best at every sport, like the Aussies do. All I'm saying is that in most sports of the World we are up there with the best. A bit of advice mister. Try reading, thinking, replying in that order. I know you don't like me, because I once made a witty remark that your German half had no chance of comprehending, but someone did tell me once, that's the main reason the Berlin wall came down, so both halfs could unite and regain the supremecy they were fast losing.

[farangconnection]

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The bizarre thing is, lampard, you should actually have checked out where you have the upper hand instead of just listing whatever came into your head . . .

Well, I guess it's fair that we don't play Cricket or Rugby as we'd kick your butts as well . . .

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Why is that bizarre? If I'd checked out what sports we were top at, instead of listing the sports that came into my head, then my previous statement would be pointless. You on the other hand HAVE only listed the sports you're best at (short list) I'm not saying we are the best at every sport, like the Aussies do. All I'm saying is that in most sports of the World we are up there with the best. A bit of advice mister. Try reading, thinking, replying in that order. I know you don't like me, because I once made a witty remark that your German half had no chance of comprehending, but someone did tell me once, that's the main reason the Berlin wall came down, so both halfs could unite and regain the supremecy they were fast losing.

I agree with everything Lampard says.

[Donz]

Careful Lampy, or the finger painter will tell you are bitter about something.....

No not to lampy, its a known fact you are.

Let's get it in the open once and for all Donzo. Fact please or bullshit?

No more inuendos. (look it up)

Go ahead. Bitter about what?

Put up or shut up.

You seem to always want to attack the great donz and follow me around the forum making silly comments about my posts, even my serious ones.

I mean you need to worry about yourself and stop being so envious of me.

Its not my fault your not Aussie

[udon]

You seem to always want to attack donz and follow me around the forum making silly comments about my posts, even my serious ones.

Is that it?

I think you should check a dictionary before you post again.

Look up "bitter" for starters & then "Puerile"

I'm not following you around the forum,

I try to skip your puerile posts whenever possible along with Heinz57's.

Serious ones..... Geez, point them out please! (rhetorical)

Not an Aussie, LOL, that's rich, coming from a half Korean, half Scot.

I'm 7th generation and have all the docs to prove it, back to the 2nd fleet.

I guess your docs would amount to a birth certificate, if you're lucky.

Tell me, how do you reach the keyboard from your pram?

Have a nice day.

6/10

[Donz]

You seem to always want to attack donz and follow me around the forum making silly comments about my posts, even my serious ones.

Is that it?

I think you should check a dictionary before you post again.

Look up "bitter" for starters & then "Puerile"

I'm not following you around the forum,

I try to skip your puerile posts whenever possible along with Heinz57's.

Serious ones..... Geez, point them out please! (rhetorical)

Not an Aussie, LOL, that's rich, coming from a half Korean, half Scot.

I'm 7th generation and have all the docs to prove it, back to the 2nd fleet.

I guess your docs would amount to a birth certificate, if you're lucky.

Tell me, how do you reach the keyboard from your pram?

Have a nice day.

6/10

Obviously you have no idea what an aussie means Born and bread. My family came is planes, not chains I think you should look up bitter as your the bitter one

[chonabot]

At least we Brits stick together...usually

[OneeyedJohn]

Obviously you have no idea what an aussie means Born and bread. My family came is planes, not chains I think you should look up bitter as your the bitter one

You & Heinzvarieties appear to take great delight in posting inarticulate

and badly spelt stuff...is it just to cause aggravation ?

I get the impression you are just pretending to be thick most of the time

btw I have no idea what an aussie means

[udon]

Obviously you have no idea what an aussie means Born and bread. My family came is planes, not chains I think you should look up bitter as your the bitter one

You & Heinzvarieties appear to take great delight in posting inarticulate

and badly spelt stuff...is it just to cause aggravation ?

I get the impression you are just pretending to be thick most of the time

btw I have no idea what an aussie means

who really cares about spelling. Is a forum, not a english exam.

Being an aussie is you were born here, not just being white as Udon thinks

Putting words into my mouth now, eh.... Where did I say or imply that?

Put up or shut up..... for the second time.

Does your gf's parents know that you have reading & comprehension problems?

Are you too stupid or ignorant to use a spell checker?

You want to play? I'll play.

[chonabot]

Lads , much as I like this thread and enjoy the comments etc....

Please keep the personal comments down otherwise the inevitable will ensue.....

[ nice word that...ensue....mmmmmmmmmm ]

[britmaveric]

Siam_supergob is back!! Still full of shi*e I see.

[udon]

My apologies to all the sports fans for debating with you know who in here.

I didn't realise I was on hallowed ground.

I'll just get my coat.

Edited September 29, 2006 by udon

[Totster]

At least we Brits stick together...usually

Well... I draw the line just north of Birmingham...

totster

[endure]

Why are Australians allowed on the sports forum?

It takes their minds off the sheep....

[britmaveric]

At least we Brits stick together...usually

Well... I draw the line just north of Birmingham...

totster

That doesnt leave ya with much Tots!!!

[endure]

At least we Brits stick together...usually

Well... I draw the line just north of Birmingham...

How far north of Birmingham?

[farangconnection]

At least we Brits stick together...usually

Well... I draw the line just north of Birmingham...

How far north of Birmingham?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS there somewhere further North than Birmingham?

[endure]

At least we Brits stick together...usually

Well... I draw the line just north of Birmingham...

How far north of Birmingham?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS there somewhere further North than Birmingham?

Yes, but we don't talk about it else everyone will want to come and live here.

[Siam_superfly]

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

have a nice day maties

and remember say it in a nice way

And I hope that at the time that u finally visit The Great Southern land, and u see the blue sky and beaches, realise the error of ur ways and try the come and live here...that the customs officer who denies ur visa to saty longer, says it to u in a kind way.....

[Siam_superfly]

Siam_supergob is back!! Still full of shi*e I see.

Fabric...be around the sports forum for the Ashes ......Englands going down like a protein shake thsi series.......

[Siam_superfly]

Stop the personal attacks please