A couple of years ago my friends and I carried out a survey of the local lasses in the area.

After interviewing many wimmin and spending a lot of time and money we came to the conclusion that generally, if a womans 2nd toe (the one next to the big one) is longer than her big toe, she is usually a horny little minx who loves a good shaggin

Like I said, we invested a lot of time and munny into this survey so I'd just like to get some feed back to see if our findings were correct

As i take off my socks and mountain boots i shall vote.

O.K., where can my wifey get this surgery performed to correct her deformity?

A couple of years ago my friends and I carried out a survey of the local lasses in the area.

May I put my foot up your arse so you can inspect it properly?

You are definitely weird, Frances

You are definitely weird, Frances

Understatement of the year, gramps.

A couple of years ago my friends and I carried out a survey of the local lasses in the area.

May I put my foot up your arse so you can inspect it properly?

I feel that any research on this subject would be inconclusive! Or certainly not trustworthy...

my 2nd toe is bigger, does that mean I am horny, probably loves a great shaggin too.

YES thats me at last

does that mean I am horny, probably loves a great shaggin too.

You are a man. No need to check any toes to figure that out!

Makes my toes curl....

O.K., where can my wifey get this surgery performed to correct her deformity?

MAURICIO: We're sitting there, you know, and she's got her bare feet up on the couch, and I notice that her second toe is, like, half an inch longer than her big toe.

HAL: That's it? You're breaking up over that?

MAURICIO: Hey, I don't need that circus shit.

HAL: Well, couldn't she get the toe filed down or something?

MAURICIO:What, then I'm dating a nub?

BTW, what you should be checking out is her fingers: if her ring finger is longer than her index finger she might very well "bang like a shit house door" -- but with other wimmin.

Size of the camel toe is a way more interesting topic...IMHO.

Chownah

Once again, Chownah can not seem to get past the obvious.

Size of the camel toe is a way more interesting topic...IMHO.

My wifes second toe twists around sideways, so that the interior fleshy side is facing upward and the toe nail is facing to the exterior.........and she is a nymphomaniac......anybody else have one of these ?