Cheap Charlie and the bar girl

[Petchabun Man]

no this is the new normal. let me guess where he was from.

[Emster23]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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What are you going to do then ? Buy the whole Bar ?

Buying a bar will soon move him out of the "rich" category, at least here in Pattaya...

[Petchabun Man]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl


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[paddyjoe41]

Its her way of visiting her new lovers during her working hours,dont wake the neighbours up in any of the farang sois.and not expensive he gets,,Deliver one get one free,good bike business.

[lanng khao]

Did you notice if there was a saddle on the bike?might be a new way of foreplay..

[StreetCowboy]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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Just because one rides a bike does not mean one cannot enjoy casual sex. It seems to me that people are holding the chap to unreasonable standards just because he's a cyclist.

[slipperylobster]

His front tire must of been good and hard. Even if not, a few strokes on the pump would of made it firm. I am sure he used a proper lubricant on the sprocket as well. It is also recommended to grease your ball bearings regularly. Squeeze the horn and make sure it toots. I prefer to have her blow the dust of my reflector, as well....just to be safe.

Edited November 26, 2015 by slipperylobster

[bheard]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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You wanna have some real fun? Go with the bar girl - she knows all about it!!

[colonialboy]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

[Liquorice]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'burning rubber'

[JHolmesJr]

No shes not the village bicycle, she just got picked up in one.

[chrisinth]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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Just because one rides a bike does not mean one cannot enjoy casual sex. It seems to me that people are holding the chap to unreasonable standards just because he's a cyclist.

Sounds a bit of a trick-cyclist to me..........................

[Nomyai]

And he always claims he came here with his farang wife and doesn't visit girlie bars.

He needs time away from his wife. The yoghurt thing went tits up...............lol.

[Skeptic7]

Question, was it this Bicycle by any chance ?

555 whatever happened to Golden Bike Boy? Haven't seen him around in a few years!

[MeHere]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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some of us are just sex addicts... it doesn't mean that we're bad people (speaking for myself only, of course) ;-)

[tigermonkey]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

[nottocus]

^

That post made me laugh.

What a sad individual.

[chicowoodduck]

I just walk in and ask...no need for a bike or taxi or car...?

[F4UCorsair]

He was exercising while riding his bike and thought about finishing the day with some sexercising

Exercising? Reminds me of the T shirt I saw on Sukhumvit Road

Having sex uses the same energy as running 5kms but who the f*** runs 5 kms in 30 secomds?

[lanng khao]

If the seat was red when she got off good chance she was on her menstrual cycle..goed tiger monkey stick that in ya pipe and smoke it.

[Jip99]

And he always claims he came here with his farang wife and doesn't visit girlie bars.

Coals to Newcastle!..................I can't see the point in that.

[tigermonkey]

If the seat was red when she got off good chance she was on her menstrual cycle..goed tiger monkey stick that in ya pipe and smoke it.

Not sure of your point. Was that meant to be funny or sick ? Do you know the difference ?

[Jip99]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

Your life must be a barrel of laughs you humourless sad ar5e.

[smotherb]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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Perhaps he was not seeking a REAL relationship with a bar girl, just a casual one. Although it appears many farangs in Thailand actively seek bar girls for REAL relationships--oh, wait a minute, the relationship between a hooker and a john is real, is it not?

[smotherb]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

Your life must be a barrel of laughs you humourless sad ar5e.

Actually Colonialboy's post was one of the better ones. I usually refer to it as a docking-device.

[Typingdog]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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Perhaps he was not seeking a REAL relationship with a bar girl, just a casual one. Although it appears many farangs in Thailand actively seek bar girls for REAL relationships--oh, wait a minute, the relationship between a hooker and a john is real, is it not?

Yeah! that's real pathetic. It set for doom.

Me here------> you know what you're doing

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[MeHere]

^

That post made me laugh.

What a sad individual.

not sure if you are referring to my post... If it is, I can assure you that I'm not very sad :-D

[slipperylobster]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

..and yet...

you read each and every post on this thread, without even considering there are other "more sophisticated" threads..... lol

[tigermonkey]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

Your life must be a barrel of laughs you humourless sad ar5e.

Thank you - I have a wonderful fun life filled with humour. without the need to be sick, offensive and disgusting. There was I time when I saw a great deal of your type of humour, but then I became an adult and stopped frequenting school yards.

[tigermonkey]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

..and yet...

you read each and every post on this thread, without even considering there are other "more sophisticated" threads..

I read a number of threads with varying contents and sophistication. What I said is t hat I enjoy laughing at the posters on threads such as this, trying to prove their sense of humour, when they are merely being disgusting. Just saying.

Edited November 26, 2015 by tigermonkey