No Dancing

[Mosha]

A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.

The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

Ahmed asks, 'We realise it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women but, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.'

'Absolutely not,' says the Mullah. 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.'

'So, after the ceremony, I can't even dance with my own wife?'

'No,' answered the Mullah, 'It's forbidden in Islam.'

'Well, okay,' says Ahmed, 'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?'

'Of course!' replies the Mullah, 'Allahu Akbar!(GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!'

'What about different positions?' asks the man.

'Allahu Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Mullah.

'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks.

'Sure,' says the Mullah.'Allahu Akbar. Go for it!'

'Doggy style?'

'Sure! Allahu Akbar!'

'On the kitchen table?'

'Yes, yes! Allahu Akbar!'

'Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?'

'You may indeed.. Allahu Akbar!'

'Can we do it standing up?'

'No, absolutely not!' says the Mullah.'

'Why not?' asks the man.

'Because that could lead to dancing!'

[Thorgal]

Isn't this an islamophobic thread ?

Such threads don't belong on TV...

Edited December 10, 2015 by Thorgal

[Mosha]

Grow a thick skin.