...not hard to figure out....

...condo 'is hers'.....

...he comes to Thailand once a year......

...surprise, surprise......

He ishowing the Aussies how it's done properly.

I'm too sexy for my tongs!

Riding who was hugging her tightly. She pulled away from him...

And now you know the rest of the story: No riding for Mr. Riding

This guy could have early on set dementia and something such as a urinary tract infection could cause this kind of behaviour. However he may not be aware of it yet.

one of his tattoo's fell off and he cant find it

Looks like he ran out of anti-estrogen pills.

No doubt about it.

"He was singing and shouting, and those in the area could not fully understand what he was saying."

Could have been a late Christmas carol ?

ahhhhhh he's a geordie

Ice Tongs,

Very deadly weapons they are.

terror of the tongs

I hope he can get proper help!

When I think I maybe going crazy I just have to read TV to know that I am more normal that the average person.

The DT's sounds like!!

Delirium tremens (DTs) is the most severe form of ethanol withdrawal manifested by altered mental status (global confusion) and sympathetic overdrive (autonomic hyperactivity), which can progress to cardiovascular collapse.

Throw in a severe case of culture shock and a late happy new year

Man of La Mancha

Has there ever even been one story about a crazed Brit (or Aussie or Kiwi) where alcohol WASN'T involved?

"He was singing and shouting, and those in the area could not fully understand what he was saying."

Could have been a late Christmas carol ?

we yanks can't understand English types on a good day. Say Whaaaaa? On second floor, what floor would that be in US? The garage? He would have to jump up to hurt himself in England.

The DT's sounds like!!

Delirium tremens (DTs) is the most severe form of ethanol withdrawal manifested by altered mental status (global confusion) and sympathetic overdrive (autonomic hyperactivity), which can progress to cardiovascular collapse.

Throw in a severe case of culture shock and a late happy new year

I thought it (DTs) was what you get after eating spicy thai food.

Having the viagra jelly can send you over the top if you get a bad one , out of date, maybe had a couple too many ready for what comes after the hug and it did not fire up the libido

Oh man, not another one....

Having the viagra jelly can send you over the top if you get a bad one , out of date, maybe had a couple too many ready for what comes after the hug and it did not fire up the libido

Note to self: Check the expiry dates on the box of kamagra jar of marmalade at time of purchase.

I would surmise not a happy ending.

This guy could have early on set dementia and something such as a urinary tract infection could cause this kind of behaviour. However he may not be aware of it yet.

by the look of him he would be lucky to have a urinary tract

Perhaps the ice tongs were due to the icy reception he received from the girlfriend and he was preparing for a second attempt with the proper safety equipment. He is, after all, a Brit....safety first!

I would surmise not a happy ending.

and from only two stories not even a happy landing

Anything to liven things up a bit over on the dark side I suppose !

Crazed Brits make life so much richer for all of us Pattaya residents.

Respect!

Anything to liven things up a bit over on the dark side I suppose !

Ah....... the force is not strong in this one. See what happens when you don't finish your Jedi training

And a "crazed" Thai on a balcony wouldn't cause concern?

This sort of reporting is BS

2 nd floor ?

He could sprain his ankle

And that's the first floor for us Brits...

PMS by the looks of it.

Maybe the lady friend can lend him a bra.

A corset wouldn't go astray either.