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Can You Pass for a Proper Brit?

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I'm british...well sort of!(not culturally?)I moved to australia as a kid from scotland with my scottish parents.

So i took this 10 question test.

And here are the results:

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You scored 6 out of 10.

You’re a hop, skip and a jump from calling yourself a Brit. You probably know that in the U.K. an elevator is called a lift and the second floor is called the first floor. Spending a few days eating fish and chips with proper Englishmen will give you that extra schooling you need to blend in with every regular bloke in the pub.

http://traveltips.usatoday.com/can-speak-british-english-110833.html

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Do "proper" & "Brit" fit in the same sentence?

Making of a "regular bloke"?

Us irregular continentals will never seem to fit.....

I scored 8 but I disagree about the question regarding surgery- there would be no definite article, no 'the surgery'.

What the ....

I scored 9/10 on the first try and I am not even from a English speaking nation biggrin.png

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What the ....

I scored 9/10 on the first try and I am not even from a English speaking nation biggrin.png

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They'll take anyone -> they need the taxes.....

I failed....fortunately.

What the ....

I scored 9/10 on the first try and I am not even from a English speaking nation biggrin.png

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They'll take anyone -> they need the taxes.....

Just like the Thais.

I got 9 out of 10.

And I don't agree with the one I got "wrong".

And yes, I'm a Brit.

EDIT Oh, and the photo in the OP is not "fish and chips", at least not in a British sense.

EDIT 2 Now I understand, it's an American (USAToday) idea of ow wot we talk, like.

EDIT 3 This, is a reasonable approximation to fish and chips, needs to be wrapped in a copy of the Manchester Evening News to be truly pukka.

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

I scored 8 but I disagree about the question regarding surgery- there would be no definite article, no 'the surgery'.

"The Surgery" is the place where your GP performs his services. At least it is in the North West :)

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

I scored 8 but I disagree about the question regarding surgery- there would be no definite article, no 'the surgery'.

"The Surgery" is the place where your GP performs his services. At least it is in the North West :)

I got 10/10 ... doctors job was pretty obvious ... but he would be lucky to be back by 4pm!! In fact he might not even have got an appointment that day

I scored 8 but I disagree about the question regarding surgery- there would be no definite article, no 'the surgery'.

"The Surgery" is the place where your GP performs his services. At least it is in the North West smile.png

I got 10/10 ... doctors job was pretty obvious ... but he would be lucky to be back by 4pm!! In fact he might not even have got an appointment that day

Judging by my dad's experience, getting an appointment in this life is unlikely.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

I got 10/10, I'm a proper Brit.

And only Northerners have mushy peas with their fish and chips.

The usual kind of rubbish from somebody who thinks they understand how we speak.

Agree that the surgery one is particularly suspect. I think most people would just say they were going to the doctors.

Alas, I have failed this test but Mother England has given me and my 5 wives free housing, a monthly stipend and saved me from my desert warland- how can I complain? I only thank the pensioners that have contributed their blood, sweat and tears to my folly.

I love you all.

alahalalalalalala

HLover, it is good you love us all but surely you should only have 4 wives?

Sorry HLover, I'm behind the times, I didn't realize the latest offer was buy 4, get one free.

Down in Pattaya, Brits wear skimpy Hawaiian vest t-shirts and Union Jackulate shorts, sit in bars eating ‘Full English’ breakfasts washed-down with pints of fizzy lager, whilst watching a ‘footie' match. And then there's their husbands.

I got 9 out of 10.

And I don't agree with the one I got "wrong".

And yes, I'm a Brit.

EDIT Oh, and the photo in the OP is not "fish and chips", at least not in a British sense.

EDIT 2 Now I understand, it's an American (USAToday) idea of ow wot we talk, like.

EDIT 3 This, is a reasonable approximation to fish and chips, needs to be wrapped in a copy of the Manchester Evening News to be truly pukka.

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not only Mancunians eat f&c,

f&c wrapped in Independ. or HT soggy with dripping vinegar so you get the black ink/print stuff on your fingers is British asw.

I passed this nonsensical "yank" test 10/10

Now lets have a "redneck" test which anyone with no teeth can pass !

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Alas, I have failed this test but Mother England has given me and my 5 wives free housing, a monthly stipend and saved me from my desert warland- how can I complain? I only thank the pensioners that have contributed their blood, sweat and tears to my folly.

I love you all.

alahalalalalalala

LOL......I think a few brits would agree with this swipe......

Can i be as ignorant as to ask what pukka stands for/means?facepalm.gif

Mr Google will assist you !

Can i be as ignorant as to ask what pukka stands for/means?facepalm.gif

genuine/good quality (they have such f&c outside of Manchester asw.)

10/10...

but multiple choice is so not British !

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