Be thankful you didn't get your balls caught up in an electrical grinder.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/mans-scrotum-caught-in-an-electrical-grinder/news-story/92b238aa37b0a921cdb3ff85f4573ea0

I cannot conceive of any normal activity with a power grinder that would put it anywhere near his genitals.

But then this is a 19-year-old youth, and Australian to boot.

You won't catch me doing anything with tools or cooking with my shorts off.

had a neighbor while driving his tractor got the leg of his overalls caught in the pto. he ended up losing one nut before

he could get free from the clutches of the turning pto. he was laid up for about 2 weeks and back doing the farm work and became a father a couple years later. he joked later when we were cutting bull calves, , the calf would bellow and he would remark, , i know it does not hurt that bad. not sure what he would have said if he had lost both jewels.