Don't squeeze too hard though because something might pop out and hit you in the eyeball.

At last, a Chelsea striker that can score!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2623667/Kerry-Dixon-faces-Chelsea-sack-following-arrest-suspicion-dealing-cocaine.html

next to buffalo the true Vietnamese war song,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEWYOt3bxNI&list=RDMEWYOt3bxNI fuc scorsece with his stunning images effectively iconising war

and the 70's for it's out and out f u rebellion

relevance to the chavs thread,,??????? oh yeah,,,,, jagger and rotten used to have gaff's there

Slight improvement on The Chosen One I suppose.

And a reference to The Smiths, a mancunian band

think johnny marr is a big city fan isn't he? pretty sure morrissey isn't much of a football fan mind.

oh and anyone who doesn't like the smiths has no taste.

If you think Poor Johnny One Note is music,your taste is seriously flawed.

Bit off topic but i think the Smiths were a dreadful band blurting out monotonous crap and Morrissey is one of the (and continues to be) one of the biggest bell ends to grace a stage with a droning voice that could well have been used more effectively than water boarding.

Johnny Marr can play i'll grant you.

now back to the chavs.....another fine for the Special Needs One i see.......ten grabs going to really hurt his bank balance isn't it!!

We welcome mourinho back with open arms and then all of a sudden.......

All depends how you define success and failure. Small margins these days.

City will just about nick the EPL.

Chelsea, only EPL team to reach SF of Euro competition.

Nobody's perfect.

Up to you.

oh and anyone who doesn't like the smiths has no taste.

Abso-bladdy-lutely.

And the 80's music scene beat the 60's hands down.

Love the Smiths, but better than the Zombies, the Kinks, The Beatles and the Stones ??!! And lets not forget Dusty Springfield ! She and Morrisey had a few things in common and she could probably drink all the Smiths under the table.

Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders !!

Although a bit early for me, there were some good bands around in the 60's, there is no denying that and some have stood the test of time. However, overall I just think the music of the 80's was much better. Interestingly, most were influenced by bands such as the Beatles but I think they improved on the influence.

Lets just hope we are singing that classic Blue Moon on sunday.

Strange choice of lyrics written in 1934.

Here's part of what Wiki says about the lyrics.

The narrator of the song is relating a stroke of luck so unlikely that it must have taken place under a blue moon.

Who could have foreseen Abu Dhabi

Oil's well that ends well.

Used to get the crude for the Oldsmobile from those rocking horses down in Texas in '34.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

Looks like he rates Gerrard too.

"If Liverpool are champions, I would go Steven Gerrard. Very good season, in a position where he is important for a team, where he changes his profile as a player, where he is not scoring so many goals as before because now he doesn't arrive in the box so much.

"He stays more in midfield, with a tremendous cold blood as a penalty-taker, which he had lots of them, but in every penalty he was there for the team, too, and some of them were crucial. I would go for Steven Gerrard."

But I can't see him putting a bid in tbh.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

I'm sure he would give himself Manager of the Year also for having to put up with; useless strikers, Eden Hazard, so many injuries, other managers, having to play football etc

Everybody seems to be in a very good moud on this final day of the EPL.

The barrage of negativity is only just beginning.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

IMO, an average player who happens to be in the right team at the right time. Reminds me of an Andy Cole. Never rated him either, although he scored plenty of goals for us.

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Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

More Moaninho nonsense.

if anyone in that side deserves POTY it's Toure.

Yep. I wouldn't argue against Toure.

Stunning in all departments.

Put him in goal and he'd probably save penalties.

Fantastic skilful athlete. World Class.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

IMO, an average player who happens to be in the right team at the right time. Reminds me of an Andy Cole. Never rated him either, although he scored plenty of goals for us.

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Yes Cole was good at finding space and was very fit. Aside of that he needed far too many chances to score, even though at Newcastle he had Beardsly putting the ball on his toe, then similar service at United.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

IMO, an average player who happens to be in the right team at the right time. Reminds me of an Andy Cole. Never rated him either, although he scored plenty of goals for us.

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Yes Cole was good at finding space and was very fit. Aside of that he needed far too many chances to score, even though at Newcastle he had Beardsly putting the ball on his toe, then similar service at United.

He was quite nifty with his fingers in the dressing room as well.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

IMO, an average player who happens to be in the right team at the right time. Reminds me of an Andy Cole. Never rated him either, although he scored plenty of goals for us.

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Yes Cole was good at finding space and was very fit. Aside of that he needed far too many chances to score, even though at Newcastle he had Beardsly putting the ball on his toe, then similar service at United.

He was quite nifty with his fingers in the dressing room as well.

Yeh, forgot about that. Also a tea leaf that nicked from his teammates! No wonder Teddy wouldn't even talk with him.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

More Moaninho nonsense.

if anyone in that side deserves POTY it's Toure.

Mourinho doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast !" attention seeking rubbish.

Yep. I wouldn't argue against Toure.

Stunning in all departments.

Put him in goal and he'd probably save penalties.

Fantastic skilful athlete. World Class.

Looking at some of the penalties this season.......put me in goal and I'd save them!

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

More Moaninho nonsense.

if anyone in that side deserves POTY it's Toure.

Mourinho doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast !" attention seeking rubbish.

Jellydog doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast!" attention seeking rubbish.

:-)

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

More Moaninho nonsense.

if anyone in that side deserves POTY it's Toure.

Mourinho doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast !" attention seeking rubbish.

Newspaper asked his opinion. He gave it.

Same as he gave the FA his opinion.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

More Moaninho nonsense.

if anyone in that side deserves POTY it's Toure.

Mourinho doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast !" attention seeking rubbish.

Newspaper asked his opinion. He gave it.

Same as he gave the FA his opinion.

If he's looking for a striker and rates Dzeko so highly, then I'm sure he could get him at a reasonable price. From what I've heard and read, City fans have a love-hate relationship with him, so maybe he'd be available.

I think he's better than the current Chelsea centre forwards.

Don't think his endorsement of Dzeko makes him a mourinho target.

He endorsed Gerrard also. Definitely not a mourinho target.

He took a big swipe at Suarez mind.

Maybe he hasn't forgiven him for blting Ivan.

Anyway, it's all newspaper stuff.

My guess he'll go for powerful intimidating striker.

Mourinho picks Edin Dzeko as EPL player of the year. I reckon Mou will be targeting Dzeko to lead a refurbished striker corp at Chelsea.

http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1816516/chelsea-jose-mourinho-favours-manchester-city-eden-dzeko-liverpool-luis-suarez-player-season?cc=4716&jkj

More Moaninho nonsense.

if anyone in that side deserves POTY it's Toure.

Mourinho doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast !" attention seeking rubbish.

Jellydog doing his "Look at me, I'm an iconoclast!" attention seeking rubbish.

:-)

Not denying Mourinho's motivation I see ! Kudos though for a comedic avoidance.

@ Schadenfreude meets deflectionary obfuscation.

Do you not read what people post? Or do you purposefully choose to avoid it?

Media asked his opinion, he gave it. Nothing to do with Mourinho's ego.

Cardiff vs Chelsea is shown tonight on Thai TV 9 (MCOT)

Chelsea's Ashley Cole has retired from international football after being left out of England's World Cup squad.

"I got the call from Roy and agree the England team should be about the young players. I think it best I retire from the England team now," said Cole.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27368711

Chelsea's Ashley Cole has retired from international football after being left out of England's World Cup squad.

"I got the call from Roy and agree the England team should be about the young players. I think it best I retire from the England team now," said Cole.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27368711

I think Cole has handled that with class. Must be a huge disappointment.

Chelsea's Ashley Cole has retired from international football after being left out of England's World Cup squad.

"I got the call from Roy and agree the England team should be about the young players. I think it best I retire from the England team now," said Cole.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27368711

I think Cole has handled that with class. Must be a huge disappointment.

Yes i've never been a fan of Cashly but totally agree, very impressed with the way he dealt with the news.

Unfortunately he's lost his pace and with it much of his attacking threat but for years he was one of England's only truly world class players.