Yep. Cole is almost as charming with the media now as you know who.

Reckon he'll go to Monaco and we'll get Moreno from Seville.

Might have to call him 'John' though in case of confusion with the manager.

'Dave' Azpuletc will move right.

Everybody seems to be getting very twitchy on the football threads atm.

Must be worrying about the transfer window and next season.

Next season we race.

Chelski thanked their away fans on Facebook yesterday....oops!

Yep. Vincent Tan fckd that right up. Didn't listen to the supporters. And then he gets Solskjaer in.

Highly professional businessman mind.

Got to hand it to Van Gaal....already got Rooney practicing for Old Trafford next year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRQoHjEmSQ4

JT signs new 12month contract to stay at the Bridge.

John Terry's trophies at Chelsea

• Premier League: 2005, 2006, 2010

Champions League: 2012

Europa League: 2013

FA Cup: 2000, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2012

League Cup: 2005, 2007

Community Shield: 2005, 2009

Not bad. Plus about 5 losing SemiFinals in the CL.

• PFA Player of the Year: 2005

Little horse now gone.

A one season pony ride.

No turning back now.

"Unsuccessful 'little horses' owned by billionaires are generally sent off to the glue factory"

Looks like I dropped meself in Beecher's Brook with that one.

Best be careful though, I'm currently in Bill Bentley's Pub at Suvarnabhum.

True. No bullsh**.

EgyptAir cheapie to London via Cairo.

Chelski thanked their away fans on Facebook yesterday....oops!

Hahaha, sums up the club, hollow as a hollow thing. The old guard must cringe.

Yep. Vincent Tan fckd that right up. Didn't listen to the supporters. And then he gets Solskjaer in.

Highly professional businessman mind.

He's a shister, here's what he said

The Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan says he will consider changing the club's colours back from red to blue – if they can win promotion back to the Premier League.

Either give the fans what they want or forget it all together.

Don't hang a sword over anyone's head.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/11/vincent-tan-cardiff-city-kit-change-red-blue

Q: How do you feel about this World Cup which could well be your last one, and what is your future at Chelsea?

Eto’o: Thanks for informing me that it will be my last World Cup. Today, I am 33 years old. And it is not because a fool called me an old man that you must believe it. And you may have noticed that the old man was better than the youngsters.

Good to see Maureen still knows how to keep a dressing room happy

To be fair, Eto'o is probably getting a bit shirty cos Mourinho only got him in as interim striker whilst he waited for the real deal to come up.

Good player mind, but past his best. Chelsea need trop drawer striker to compete at the top.

Yep. Vincent Tan fckd that right up. Didn't listen to the supporters. And then he gets Solskjaer in.

Highly professional businessman mind.

He's a shister, here's what he said

The Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan says he will consider changing the club's colours back from red to blue – if they can win promotion back to the Premier League.

Either give the fans what they want or forget it all together.

Don't hang a sword over anyone's head.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/11/vincent-tan-cardiff-city-kit-change-red-blue

Yep. He's in a different league is Vincent Tan.

I watched the Rotherham- Preston NE playoff last night. Great game . Looks like Rotherham- Orient in the League 1 playoff final.

One of them will be up against Vincent Tan's lot next season.

up the o's.

Talking of small clubs I read somewhere that Chelsea are interested in M K Dons 18 year old Dele Alli

^ as are LFC and Arse

^ as are LFC and Arse

Must be some player!

Always nice to see lower league players make the big time. Rickie Lambert's story is a nice one. Liverpool let him go aged 15, fiddled about in minor league, went to Southampton and the World Cup.

Dunno. La Liga isn't the prem, and I don't think he's an Aguero or a Suarez.

Could be wrong.

Top scorers in La Liga:

1 Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid 31

2 Lionel Messi Barcelona 28

3 Diego Costa Atletico Madrid 27

4 Alexis Sánchez Barcelona 18

5 Karim Benzema Real Madrid 17

I know it's youtube, which can make Soldado look good, but he has skills.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFBvHgA0oiw

+1

25year old Spanish-Brazilian.

More like a Negredo than an Aguero?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/476182/Ray-Wilkins-Chelsea-would-have-romped-to-title-with-Diego-Costa

some masterful trolling of Mourinho #AskJose

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/jose-mourinho-trolled-on-twitter-by-arsenal-and-liverpool-fans-9387641.html

some masterful trolling of Mourinho #AskJose

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/jose-mourinho-trolled-on-twitter-by-arsenal-and-liverpool-fans-9387641.html

Seems like Joe Public has very much the same opinion as the majority of us on this forum!

Maybe that's why Joe Public, recycling the same old stuff on twitter, is a bus driver not a global celebrity football manager.

Next season we race.

Keep the faith.

Abramovich signs the cheques.

Mourinho does the football.

Van Gaal said he had sent a text message to family and friends 30 minutes before Monday's announcement by United, including one to Chelsea manager Mourinho, his former assistant in Spain.

"He was the first who responded," said Van Gaal.

"He said he was jealous of the list of clubs that I have worked at."

He has also said you understand the English game.

Van Gaal said he had sent a text message to family and friends 30 minutes before Monday's announcement by United, including one to Chelsea manager Mourinho, his former assistant in Spain.

"He was the first who responded," said Van Gaal.

"He said he was jealous of the list of clubs that I have worked at."

He has also said you understand the English game.

I actually think Louis and Jose play games of massaging each others egos.

Van Gaal said he had sent a text message to family and friends 30 minutes before Monday's announcement by United, including one to Chelsea manager Mourinho, his former assistant in Spain.

"He was the first who responded," said Van Gaal.

"He said he was jealous of the list of clubs that I have worked at."

He has also said you understand the English game.

I actually think Louis and Jose play games of massaging each others egos.

Could be fireworks next season mind.

Ajax 95 versus Mourinho 2014.

Bloody hell...he's moved onto Dolphins now

Bloody hell...he's moved onto Dolphins now

Mourinho says 'no diving' JT.

Fat Frank away on a freebie....to make up for the loss in pie sales, the Chavs have ripped off PSG for 50m quid for Sideshow Bob. Jeez the French/Qatars are stupid