Chelsea Fc Thread

[Chicog]

Motorists, since most traffic accidents happen within a mile of the home, simply park your car more than a mile from there and walk the rest of the way.

[kurtramsbottom]

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

[Chicog]

Methinks we have the same list

Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

Edited October 4, 2014 by Chicog

[jellydog]

Chelsea thread taken over by a horde of potheads ! Best thing that's happened here since i can't remember when.

[kurtramsbottom]

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SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

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Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

Edited October 4, 2014 by kurtramsbottom

[Chicog]

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

[kurtramsbottom]

[kurtramsbottom]

[BangrakBob]

[BangrakBob]

[P45Mustang]

Jellybean seems more interested what's going on here than at Villa.

[BangrakBob]

[P45Mustang]

^

And after an exceptional season last season it seems somebody is wiping the smile off Liverpool's face.

And Luis is much better off in Barcelona.

PS. Sturridge is lightweight without Suarez.

[wilai]

May as well join in

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[BangrakBob]

[wilai]

How'd you do on FPL lads? Average so far for me. H2H had Stevie G as Captain so bullet dodged there

[BangrakBob]

How'd you do on FPL lads? Average so far for me. H2H had Stevie G as Captain so bullet dodged there

yep average, but still got some big guns playing tomorrow

[P45Mustang]

May as well join in

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Yep.

That's what the GI's said in My Lai.

[BangrakBob]

Dutch afterburner n. The romantic act of having your girlfriend fart in your mouth, then blowing it up her nose

[wilai]

Me too mate....including a surprise Captain!

Edit edit edit &lt;deleted&gt; edit Jeez Bob, I never even thought of that one! Let you know how I go tomorrow! Think I might lose a friend tho'!!!!

Edited October 4, 2014 by wilai

[BangrakBob]

^Me too mate....including a surprise Captain!

Bloody hell, Sakho (of the hammer variety)

[wilai]

edit was too bloody late I see.

Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares

Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy!

Edited October 4, 2014 by wilai

[kurtramsbottom]

Can't argue with this!

[BangrakBob]

edit was too bloody late I see.

Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares

Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy!

Shrewd business, I can't drop Costa at this rate, although thought about it. I brought Pelle in last week, on form and freed up some cash need to tighten my defense. 17th at the minute. I was top 2-3 until the last 3 weeks last season and got mown down in the TV league

[BangrakBob]

bucket fanny n. A spacious vagina. Also Tardis t w a t.

Edited October 4, 2014 by BangrakBob

[P45Mustang]

Until tomorrow then.

14.05pm. October 5th 2014. Stamford Bridge. Chelsea FC v Arsenal FC.

Star attractions. Cesc Fabregas ( Chelsea FC and Spain.) Willian Borges da Silva ( Chelsea FC and Brazil )

Jogo Bonito

[wilai]

edit was too bloody late I see.

Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares

Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy!

Shrewd business, I can't drop Costa at this rate, although thought about it. I brought Pelle in last week, on form and freed up some cash need to tighten my defense. 17th at the minute. I was top 2-3 until the last 3 weeks last season and got mown down in the TV league

Beer Lao and Udon are big threats...Udon stalking me as he is in half my leagues!!! Thought I'd try WH this week as the Arse can't balls up again v Chavs...can they?

[wilai]

One before I go...Thanks to Steve Rothery's beautiful guitar work for the last hour!

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[BangrakBob]

lickalotopus n. Latin name for a tuppence licker (qv) of prehistoric reptilian proportions.

[BangrakBob]

edit was too bloody late I see.

Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares

Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy!

Shrewd business, I can't drop Costa at this rate, although thought about it. I brought Pelle in last week, on form and freed up some cash need to tighten my defense. 17th at the minute. I was top 2-3 until the last 3 weeks last season and got mown down in the TV league

Beer Lao and Udon are big threats...Udon stalking me as he is in half my leagues!!! Thought I'd try WH this week as the Arse can't balls up again v Chavs...can they?

WH at home to QPR worth a punt