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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Well, the female one is absolutely spot on for the missus :D :D :D

The male one, not so accurate on the timing :o

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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