33 minutes ago, transam said:

I wish I could show you a photo of what l was actually doing today........

 

Nooooooo, nothing rude......

 

I'm getting a bit worried about you too as well as JJ.   

risk it at your own peril as you will literally get your dick cut off when caught

Thou shalt not pooh on ones own doorstep :

Ecclesiastics 7/24

 

 

 

.........or was it Shakespeare ?

 

or probably a mate down the pub ?

 

Whoever .........good advice. There are no secrets in a small community.

15 hours ago, JJGreen said:

U pay for sex here? It's always been given free for me

What, both times?

13 hours ago, giddyup said:

Yes, of course it has.

i think in life everything has a price one way or another 

Doubt it, this lot have a spy network that the CIA could only dream of.  And when they believe fortune tellers, treat their dreams as CCTV recordings, any hint of a rumour is all that's needed to convict. 

It's possible ,my ex wife did 

On 20/9/2016 at 6:18 PM, JJGreen said:

Isn't this where some foreigners come to hide?

Yes, hide from a life thousands of miles away, not stir up trouble in your neighborhood.  You are practically begging to get caught.  If the tryst is based on a one off financial transaction, you may get away with it.  Otherwise, you are just begging to get caught.  Have you not heard the old saying; "Do not sh*t where you eat"?  You are talking about doing exactly that.

Your wife can, but you? No.

Happens all the time in my village, it's just that it's not a secret, it's 'Peyton place' here. The thing is they have their own rules regarding discretion,everybody knows but nobody speaks about it to the wives or husbands who also know. A couple i know are quite OK with the fact that the husband has a mia noi in the village, that is until one day the mia noi turned up at the shop they run to buy something, that was a breach of etiquette, the wife ran to the back of the shop and got her husbands gun and threatened to shoot her, end of the affair. 

Is it possible to have an affair in a village?

 

Of course.

 

Is it possible to keep the affair secret?

 

No way, no how, never.

47 minutes ago, yellowboat said:

Yes, hide from a life thousands of miles away, not stir up trouble in your neighborhood.  You are practically begging to get caught.  If the tryst is based on a one off financial transaction, you may get away with it.  Otherwise, you are just begging to get caught.  Have you not heard the old saying; "Do not sh*t where you eat"?  You are talking about doing exactly that.

Agree, if you were a Thai it's not a big deal but for a foreigner it's a no no, big loss of face for the husband,nobody would laugh this off, you would end up seriously dead. There is no way you could keep this secret 

4 hours ago, Denim said:

Thou shalt not pooh on ones own doorstep :

Ecclesiastics 7/24

 

 

 

.........or was it Shakespeare ?

 

or probably a mate down the pub ?

 

Whoever .........good advice. There are no secrets in a small community.

 

And if you do have to pooh on one's doorstep, be careful you don't slip in it.

Chrisinth Thai Survival 101, Chapter 1, line 1

I moved to a small country town back home for convalescent reasons......It wasn't long before I nicknamed it....."The valley of the squinting windows" .....About that time I came to Thailand for my first time. Seen the difference....flew home....sold my house ....been here ever since.

What, both times?

Yes...i didnt count the other times with you

Fact - one person i know spoke to a girl outside the local Central Plaza. His wife knew about it before he got home. Every relative, friend and acquaintance of your wife is also her spy .......

6 minutes ago, rickudon said:

Fact - one person i know spoke to a girl outside the local Central Plaza. His wife knew about it before he got home. Every relative, friend and acquaintance of your wife is also her spy .......

Fact:  My wife once said to me, "I have a thousand eyes".  Roger that, over & out.

There is a carwash by the lake near me with a few tables outside, they sell beer..Takes the truck in, sat outside with a beer looking at the nice view.

 

Finished up, went home..Mrs.Trans says..

 

"Who was the girl in pink top with you at the carwash"...?

Me.."The waitress, brought my beer".............

 

The spy's are around with phones it seems...

On ‎9‎/‎20‎/‎2016 at 1:27 PM, colinneil said:

Could it be done? No way leave the house everybody sees you.

They want to know where you are going, what you are doing.

Nothing can be kept secret from nosy villagers.

I live in pakkred close to bangkok but ny neighbors like to look at my plastic bags to know what I bought from 7/11. Thais are so curious. They know everything . Do you ever wonder why RTP makes quick arrests because Thai people can keep secrets.

On 9/21/2016 at 1:26 AM, swissie said:

Amen! I used to live in the sticks for almost 5 years. As the only Farang for many miles around, one is under constant surveillance.

But understandable. Not much happening in the village. Next to TV Soap Operas, the only other form of entertainment is gossip.

Still possible to have an affair, but it's "risky business" for various reasons. Not recommendable!

Cheers.

 

if they dont see it they make it  up also, <deleted> got  nothing better to do all day......source "experience of living near  village for 4  years"

I live in pakkred close to bangkok but ny neighbors like to look at my plastic bags to know what I bought from 7/11. Thais are so curious. They know everything . Do you ever wonder why RTP makes quick arrests because Thai people can keep secrets.

They look in your bags?

Show them some treats after walking your dog

15 hours ago, tomwct said:

You must be a Stupid Backpacker! Go Home Idiot!

He just dream of a new topic everyday. And we all jump at the chance to answer.

I lived in a village for a while and I couldn't even buy a beer, without everyone knowing.

you have no chance with this ,just give up now while you are still breathing 

 I worked in a hospital many years ago. As I was walking outside my office someone mentioned to me that a colleague was pregnant. About five minutes later as I was walking back into my office I met the colleague and congratulated her.  As her jaw dropped to the floor she said in amazement "but I only discovered myself five minutes ago"

Dont take any notice of all the other poster's,of course its possible,but the last guy who did it,still has his head stuck on a pole at the village entrance.

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Is it possible to have an affair in a village?

Had to give a document to Head-of-Village in a small Isaan village. Went there in the evening with my girlfriend, an old wrinkled lady opened the door in Head-of-Village's house.

»Head-of-Village is not home,« my girlfriend said, »he sleep with mia noy..!«
»Who is that old lady,« I asked..?

»Head-of-Village's wife..!«

18 hours ago, JJGreen said:

Kind of normal eh dude?

Ah, now I understand.  You are from the grand ol US of A.  says it all.

Ah, now I understand.  You are from the grand ol US of A.  says it all.

Best country in the world

Just now, JJGreen said:

Best country in the world

Reason..?