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Foul-mouthed Brits!

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Another scouse one - 'They had a face like a slapped arse'.

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You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle.

batty boy

bum licker

fudge packer

uphill gardener

poo pirate

You love taking it up the wrong un

Good lord I am shocked by all you wank shafts and arse wipes :o

Knob cheese

bucket <deleted>

<deleted> nuts

6 tits

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle.

I know you have a history of "borrowing" posts - but that was just up the page a wee bit :o:D

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle.

I know you have a history of "borrowing" posts - but that was just up the page a wee bit :D:D

What are you talking about cock cheese? :o

Can see thread going to <deleted> pretty soon as it's all my arse.

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle.

I know you have a history of "borrowing" posts - but that was just up the page a wee bit :D:D

What are you talking about cock cheese? :o

I worked in a hotel kitchen when I was a student and they used to send the new chefs to the supermarket up the road and ask for a kilo of fromunda!

I wpuldn't give you the skin off my turds, even if you were the last person on earth :o

I wpuldn't give you the skin off my turds, even if you were the last person on earth :o

He was so mean he wouldn't part with the steam off his <deleted>!

:D Thanks, I loved all the posts!

Got another one.... and it shouldn't contain any #

"talk about ugly, looks like your face was on fire and somebody had to put it out with a shovel"

I'll get my coat... this time :o

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle.

I know you have a history of "borrowing" posts - but that was just up the page a wee bit :D:D

Bulldog chewing a wasp too....!

You short arsed excuse for a gnomes cock....! :o

redrus

:D

Redrus, nothing to do with you BTW :o , just cause me post is below your. :D

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To "thaibebop"

Your face is like a Peach….

A mudding football Peach

Your Teeth they are like Stars

The come out at night.

And your Ears are like Flowers

CauliFlowers :D

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Redrus, nothing to do with you BTW :o , just cause me post is below your. :D

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To "thaibebop"

Your face is like a Peach….

A mudding football Peach

Your Teeth they are like Stars

The come out at night.

And your Ears are like Flowers

CauliFlowers :D

I like the second one.

Nyah... Shaddap ya fat poof tart!

Nyah... Shaddap ya fat poof tart!

Ignore this one, kayo just made it up in a moment of madness!!! :o

Oi !¬

Your Dad's breath smells like your sisters pi$$ hole! :D

And you mum's fanny has the aroma of your Spaniels helmet cheese... :o

Anyone (other than me of course) that posts in the Last Word thread is a:

Sheep-shagging flaming wangker of a toss-head ! :o

You know who you are ! :D

:D ###### my brown boots, I am as broadminded as the next fat person, but chonabots made me heave. I will keep it for use in the next argument I have with Mr man though :o
Oi !¬

Your Dad's breath smells like your sisters pi$$ hole! :D

And you mum's fanny has the aroma of your Spaniels helmet cheese... :o

Awe leave it out ya cum juggling <deleted>*k puppet............!!!!! :D:D

redrus

Oi !¬

Your Dad's breath smells like your sisters pi$$ hole! :D

And you mum's fanny has the aroma of your Spaniels helmet cheese... :o

Well I shit on you cos me spaniel's had his helmet chopped off like a jew.

And me mum's grown a coc.k.

so there :D

Why I oughta <deleted> you one in the cun.tlicker

Beef curtains ... a nasty little saying ... along with piss flaps.

No idea why I haven't used either of those for a good few years.

One of the ones the lads used when I used to have to drive 50 miles to work in Boro, if I was really early, "whats the matter, shit the bed".....!

Cracked me up to <deleted> the first time I heard that.

I've since heard it in other areas, substitute for piss the bed too.....!

redrus

Boat race like a bag of spanners

P1ss flaps like Buccaneer bomb doors

But really, if you want bad vocabluary you must ask the Aussies to contribute something. Although in all fairness I must say the foul language to them is not insulting, just a way of life.

Examples.

" Good fukcing morning"

" How are you, you <deleted>?"

" This fukcing beer tastes like p1sswater"

" <deleted> OFF" this normally means 'No' in Oz

"<deleted> OFF" this also means 'I don't believe you'

" Too <deleted> true, Blue" whereas this means 'yes'

In fact, in Australian parlance, the word <deleted> MUST contribute to about 35% of all vocabulary. Other words, like <deleted>, <deleted>, Bastard, or**** can be used but must no way interfere with the 35%.

The men are sometimes worse of course. :o

Boat race like a bag of spanners

P1ss flaps like Buccaneer bomb doors

But really, if you want bad vocabluary you must ask the Aussies to contribute something. Although in all fairness I must say the foul language to them is not insulting, just a way of life.

Examples.

" Good fukcing morning"

" How are you, you <deleted>?"

" This fukcing beer tastes like p1sswater"

" <deleted> OFF" this normally means 'No' in Oz

"<deleted> OFF" this also means 'I don't believe you'

" Too <deleted> true, Blue" whereas this means 'yes'

In fact, in Australian parlance, the word <deleted> MUST contribute to about 35% of all vocabulary. Other words, like <deleted>, <deleted>, Bastard, or**** can be used but must no way interfere with the 35%.

The men are sometimes worse of course. :D

Typical bloody australians...

All proud of how much they swear but they pronounce/spell every swear word wrong!

Too many letters get the roo's confoosed :D

:o

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I want to learn more British curses and insults, so fill this thread up with a few pages of flith please. :o

mate

I just came across the ultimate... I stopped the movie I'm watching to come here and post this.,

Movie: Sexy Beast, ray winstone, Ben kingsley, etc...

"Problem? Fuc.kin' Problem'? You're the fuc-king problem, you fuc.kin Dr White Honkin' Jam Rag Ucking Spunk Bubble"

You slag, you mug, you're dirt, you're nothing, you're knocked!

Cock-smoker.

Turd-burglar.

:o

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