Yeah! the ones he dont like

Did he take his BIKE?

yes and a fishing rod to catch some pike

yes and a fishing rod to catch some pike

Will be a bit of a HIKE without his BIKE to catch a PIKE!

thats why hes going to hire a car

last time he did that he set it on FIRE!!

And he shouldn't TIRE too much driving

Unless he has to change a tyre

he's going to have to TYPE out a request for that I fear!

Why all the HYPE about hiring a car

I dunno but I just HOPE he can hire it!

He'll be fine he knows the pope

Is that the guy with a big POLE

Yes and he loves to poke with it!

but what about the PIKE??

He threw it back on the pile

Was there any PINE wood there as well

no however, there was plenty of fine WINE of which everyone enjoyed...

Wher did they dine

At MINE

Hope you got rid of the mice infestation!

yes mate fed them some RICE thn told them al to <deleted>*K off!! Oh you meant the mice didn't you!?!

yes mate fed them some RICE thn told them al to <deleted>*K off!! Oh you meant the mice didn't you!?!

Its not a RACE you know.

Discussions of MICE and MEN can quickly turn to a Rape of modern Literature

Discussions of MICE and MEN can quickly turn to a Rape of modern Literature

Said Superman with his CAPE blowing in the wind.

Like he didn't have a CARE in the world

I'm getting CARP/el tunnel syndrome from all these threads... (don't know that it is called exactly, but it sounds right)

Maye you should join the marine CORP, to get away from them.

and visit dorp [dawrp]

noun

South Africa village: a village or small country town.

Is the rabbit a a DORK?

OI!

But at least I know how to remove from my arse the CORK

:D