Don't you ever TIRE of having flatulence

Yes it's getting very dire

Maybe you should take a DIVE in the water and make lots of bubbles

i wouldn't Live, i cant swim

Keep an eye out for a LIFE guard

Thougt it had gone, but the flatulence is still Rife

Does your WIFE not mind

Were not married, she keeps me hanging on a wiRe

Oh well, WIPE your tears away. It'll happen some day.

She's a bit wide though

(not)

I'll just say RIDE and you can imagine what the rest of the sentance was

Well, she eats too much riCe

That's NICE for her

She keeps pet MIce

People who keep mice end up with lice in their rice.

Everyone has some kind of VICE!

Well as long as it's not VILE it's ok

I'm getting a bad viBe now

Why, have you heard something through the Grape VINE

yes, on the phone Line

Is the phone LIVE again

It's my lOve calling

It's my lOve calling

i hope it is your LIVE in and not your bit on the side

theres only one, not Five

Maybe we could all do a hand JIVE

MM

i'm off for a dive

perhaps we should roll the dice

MM

The rent is low because of all the mice.

If you have mice you should run a mile.

If you have mice you should run a mile.

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