German man arrested after riding unicycle naked around Pattaya

[KKr]

how low can you go while keeping it up and upright .... sad person .... 

[650721]

6 hours ago, webfact said:

The man remains in police custody after he was unable to provide a passport when requested by officers.

He clearly had nowhere to carry his passport !

[silent]

2 hours ago, whitemouse said:

What is the attraction of these unicycles... Isn't 2 wheels more stable? He seems very fit thought,  maybe good idea  to look into this unicycle thing

Perhaps he gives lessons

[dunroaming]

7 minutes ago, silent said:

Perhaps he gives lessons

Maybe in masterbiking!

[klauskunkel]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

the naked man riding his unicyle while at the same time performing a sex act on himself.

Now they've done it, police arrested the only multi-tasker in Pattaya. It is alleged that the police let this outlaw biker go after a one-handed wai.

[harrycallahan]

Glitterman sure has let himself go. 

[transam]

The guy could be a legal English teacher here cos of his Degree in Naturalism....

[Reigntax]

Not a very good pointer. He is pointing in the wrong direction

[digger70]

Sounds like a real Tosser

[OJAS]

6 hours ago, Esanlover said:

Another German who has been drinking too many WeissBier. Oh those Germans.

Yep, no doubt getting into practice for Oktoberfest 2017. Unlikely that he'll now make it back in time for that now, though.

 

And his favourite stomping-ground back home is, I think, the aptly-misnamed (or named?) English Garden in all probability:-

http://dontstopliving.net/stripping-off-in-bavaria-my-afternoon-of-nudity-in-english-garden-munich/

Edited September 13, 2017 by OJAS

[Monkeyrobot]

7 hours ago, Happy enough said:

f***sake, does the madness never stop!!! 555

No it does not, welcome to the Jungle.

[Si Thea01]

6 hours ago, Thaiwrath said:

Dick Head is probably his name ! 

Please, a little civility,  Richard Cranium is his correct title. 

[IAMHERE]

Well it was 10:30 at night, in Pratumnac; not like he was on WS or outside Central Plaza at noon. Didn't have his passport because he didn't figure he'd need it. Good Nike add in this somewhere though, just do it.

[Monkeyrobot]

Looks like he on had one hand on the bike , could be booked for dangerous driving 200B 

[transam]

2 minutes ago, Si Thea01 said:

Please, a little civility,  Richard Cranium is his correct title. 

Locally known as Dick.....

[marquis22]

7 hours ago, docshock13 said:

Have to admit, shows some talent. Riding a unicycle AND performing a sex act on himself. 

 

He needed to hold onto something to counter balance the bag of goodies in the other hand.

[Gracas]

How long did he spend practicing his act before he was good enough to take it on the road ?

[mettech]

It is nothing more than having good time in sin city.

[stanleycoin]

6 hours ago, baansgr said:

I do miss Glitterman

you sure about that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nausea]

I know exactly what he thought when he woke up this morning:

 

 "That was one weird dream I had last night"

 

Maybe followed later by:

 

"But officer, I don't have a unicycle, and I don't know how to ride one"

 

Hangover 2 stuff, beware spiked drinks.

 

 

[johng]

I think a had a similar dream once....

[JRUSA]

8 hours ago, docshock13 said:

Have to admit, shows some talent. Riding a unicycle AND performing a sex act on himself. 

 

I'm thinking seat mounted dildo perhaps..

[hotchilli]

8 hours ago, docshock13 said:

Have to admit, shows some talent. Riding a unicycle AND performing a sex act on himself. 

 

Obviously a pro !!

 

[USPatriot]

His passport must be in his pants pocket at home with the rest of his cloths

[chakatee]

10 hours ago, webfact said:

a local security guard told police he saw the naked man riding his unicyle while at the same time performing a sex act on himself

is "while at the same time performing a sex act on himself" referring to the security guard as he saw the naked unicyclist?

[maxcorrigan]

3 hours ago, tryasimight said:

I wonder if he is an Outlaw and rode his bike all the way from Surin?

For Gods don't start that thread again, been done to death already!

[Italian guy]

11 hours ago, webfact said:

riding his unicyle while at the same time performing a sex act on himself.

[Italian guy]

10 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Semi naked....he's wearing shoes and socks! And why did they cover his underpants? 

[roo860]

I heard he was British, just to fool the cops he claimed to be German.

Germans don't do such things.

 

"Police are still trying to formally identify the man."

 

 

In his poor German accent telling the dumbfounded cops, "I voss vanking".

 

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[whaleboneman]

8 hours ago, thaimelody said:

Fair play to the man his member is bigger than his head if the pink boxes are anything to go by

Don't judge by the pink boxes - they are "one size fits all".