POSTER OF THE YEAR: The Final Round, 2017

[geronimo]

6 minutes ago, baboon said:

Thank god for baboon, jnr. At least she serves as a reminder I have Done It once, at least...

Actually, monkeys are one of the few species that is not primarily focused on procreating, they prefer to eat.

[baboon]

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Actually, monkeys are one of the few species that is not primarily focused on procreating, they prefer to eat.

'Primarily' focused on procreating? Mate, just every once in a while would be nice...

Vote baboon - He doesn't get any either.

Edited December 28, 2017 by baboon

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, baboon said:

'Primarily' focused on procreating? Mate, just every once in a while would be nice...

It's a very overrated pastime, I mean even Trans is down to once a week, and darksidedog can't remember the last time he was in a queue ..... If you really want to reach the summit of human thought, some bromide in the tea will help ...

Edited December 28, 2017 by geronimo

[baboon]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

It's a very overrated pastime, I mean even Trans is down to once a week, and darksidedog can't remember the last time he was in a queue .....

I shall have to take your word for it. I don't really have any other choice...

[geronimo]

Just now, baboon said:

I shall have to take your word for it. I don't really have any other choice...

Think of this way, all that pent up testosterone can be channelled into helping the underprivileged, and at least there will be something tangible to show for your efforts ...

[geronimo]

The average age of TV members is currently 68, so most either fantasise or recollect from actual experiences ...

[baboon]

No wonder nobody is reading this thread anymore. If it isn't Trans blethering on about his singing, it is baboon lamenting his non-existent sex life...

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, baboon said:

No wonder nobody is reading this thread anymore. If it isn't Trans blethering on about his singing, it is baboon lamenting his non-existent sex life...

We do have help forums, the "I drink too much" forum is always busy, and there are people you can talk to if you suffer from low esteem, or even suspect your spouse to be playing away from home.

[geronimo]

There is a fund, specially set aside for previous POTY winners who fall upon hard times ....

[geronimo]

Just now, geronimo said:

There is a fund, specially set aside for previous POTY winners who fall upon hard times ....

Coming second 3 times allows you to lodge a compensation claim ....

[baboon]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

We do have help forums, the "I drink too much" forum is always busy, and there are people you can talk to if you suffer from low esteem, or even suspect your spouse to be playing away from home.

'Help! The last time I was naked in front of a woman, I was in hospital and she was shoving a camera up my dingaling...'

[geronimo]

I fear the attack might come from certain parties lobbying Scott regarding some legal loophole, making it against the rules for someone to own more than 3 socket sets, or something of that nature.

[geronimo]

3 minutes ago, baboon said:

'Help! The last time I was naked in front of a woman, I was in hospital and she was shoving a camera up my dingaling...'

That doesn't count .... Was she searching for integrity?

[baboon]

Too much integrity is my problem...

Edited December 28, 2017 by baboon

[geronimo]

Just now, baboon said:

^^

Geronimo quickly changes the subject...

I was told that monkeys have a very short attention span, and I don't want you to focus on such mundane activities .... There's a title to be won and it won't come from bedroom antics ....

[impulse]

27 minutes ago, geronimo said:

darksidedog can't remember the last time he was in a queue

 

When did they start referring to them as "queues"?

 

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, impulse said:

 

When did they start referring to them as "queues"?

 

It's a doggie thing ...

[geronimo]

Colin is currently assessing the situation with his advisers .... timing is crucial .....

[geronimo]

Campaign slogans seem thin on the ground this year .......

[grollies]

1 hour ago, lannarebirth said:

 

Someone needs to buy himself a diary.

There's loads of info on the farming forum, .....oh, er, hang on......diary. Sorry.

[Justgrazing]

7 hours ago, howto said:

She would/could, in my sleep, superglue my penis onto my thigh.

Better than cutting it off with the kitchen Hinkel knife or my box cutter.

Suppose I'll just by the Camry.

 

Superglueing you're Hampton wick .! I've heard about putting toothpaste and even **caine on it but never sg .. 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

Superglueing you're Hampton wick .! I've heard about putting toothpaste and even **caine on it but never sg .. 

Cars can be replaced, but your manhood cannot ....

[torrzent]

is there going to be an evening gown session like Miss Universe....or errrrr.....  budgie smuggler procession on the catwalk mayhaps?

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, torrzent said:

is there going to be an evening gown session like Miss Universe....or errrrr.....  budgie smuggler procession on the catwalk mayhaps?

Live events are extremely hard to monitor and crowd safety is always a concern ..... then there's the question of media rights ....

[torrzent]

Just now, geronimo said:

Live events are extremely hard to monitor and crowd safety is always a concern ..... then there's the question of media rights ....

LOL...get with the times!  It would have to be streamed or maybe PPV

[geronimo]

Pay per view was considered, but too many TV members are able to receive the stream for free, especially those in the computer forum.

[geronimo]

just in .....

 a herd of sheep in Sattahip were seen scaling a TV firewall ......

[geronimo]

Of course, most animals have their predators, and sheep are no exception, which is why they are always flicking their ears back when they stoop to graze, and they are all familiar with the sound of fast approaching wellington boots .....

[vogie]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Pay per view was considered, but too many TV members are able to receive the stream for free, especially those in the computer forum.

For kodi users. http://kodipoty.jl

[geronimo]

Grollies has just been nominated for next year's epic battle, he'll be receiving the introductory knowledge pack through the post very soon ......

Edited December 28, 2017 by geronimo