Congratulations: Poster-of-the-Year, 2017

[geronimo]

Just now, jenny2017 said:

That should be enough as an ID...

Hardly, there are billions of sheep and to a TV official, they all look the same .....

[Andrew Dwyer]

Just so long as Trans manages to increase my uk pension by 25% ( as I was led to believe by some fat bloke in CM ) then I will feel satisfied my vote for him was well invested [emoji51]

 

[jenny2017]

Just now, transam said:

The only bags I have are attached to my eyes...

I know that there';re quite a lot of scumbags, especially the fat one HIS Eminence was on about. 

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, vogie said:

You mean there's a chance he will turn out like you, I'm going off him already. ?

T could never 'be like' JT ..... The master will do what he always does with POTY winners, and if you want to know what that entails, you'll have to win it!

[transam]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Fat bloke in Chang Mai .... that narrows it down a little .....

Sorry, this ones mouth doesn't stop moving....Easy spot..Even when alone it is moving....

[jenny2017]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Hardly, there are billions of sheep and to a TV official, they all look the same .....

So true !!

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, jenny2017 said:

I know that there';re quite a lot of scumbags, especially the fat one HIS Eminence was on about. 

Hopefully, hatchets can be buried .... not sure where though ....

[vogie]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Hopefully, hatchets can be buried .... not sure where though ....

I don't like people that bury hatchets, but leave the shaft showing.

[Justgrazing]

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

All family members that are grazing living in Thailand, and if you cannot find birth certificates, take an image the tag clipped to the ear .....

The tags are a sheep's take on ear rings so not everyone wears them .. But we all love a tat' ( more like the henna one's they pester you on the beach in to having that are washed off eventually than real ones ) so will that do regarding the refund ..

[geronimo]

3 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

The tags are a sheep's take on ear rings so not everyone wears them .. But we all love a tat' ( more like the henna one's they pester you on the beach in to having that are washed off eventually than real ones ) so will that do regarding the refund ..

Capital Idea!

[Justgrazing]

10 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Hardly, there are billions of sheep and to a TV official, they all look the same .....

His Satanic majesty .. Not same same other Woolie backs ..

[vogie]

13 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

His Satanic majesty .. Not same same other Woolie backs ..

I'll leave my wellies at home for that one.

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, vogie said:

I'll leave my wellies at home for that one.

and don't stoop down to nibble some grass, you might get a little more than you bargained for ....

[transam]

Fink shortly I will be out doing stuff but banned from singing..Don't know why....But Trans is wishing every one of you a great New Year, hope we can go on doing our thing and keep smiling.....

[Andrew Dwyer]

Fink shortly I will be out doing stuff but banned from singing..Don't know why....But Trans is wishing every one of you a great New Year, hope we can go on doing our thing and keep smiling.....

Happy New Year to you and yours Trans !!

and for the dog lovers amongst us !!

[Justgrazing]

24 minutes ago, vogie said:

I'll leave my wellies at home for that one.

We don't need no 'uman intervention for that sort of thing thank you .. 

( thought the bondage straps are not to every one taste )

[Justgrazing]

28 minutes ago, vogie said:

I'll leave my wellies at home for that one.

Anti wellie squad practicing take downs ..

[geronimo]

As is customary at this point in the proceedings, I have composed the traditional POTY 2017 poem ........

 

THE POTY EPIC

 

It happens annually, that means one a year,

and aside from excitement, it generates fear.

Posting their thoughts, the candidates try

to fool the voters, lord knows why.

 

Promises are made and porkies are told

and sooner or later the candidates fold

The race attracts all sorts, men and women of steel

As all of their secrets they reluctantly reveal

 

Members try as hard as they can, to figure out who’s the best man

But in a virtual world of make believe, there’s always a few with a trump up their sleeve

 

Personal insults, are not all that’s thrown,

You’ll hear the sighs and occasional groan,

As banter is passed from one to another

No one’s safe, not even your mother!

 

Names won’t be mentioned, to protect the pure

But for some of the runners, there’s simply no cure

 

The range of characters in this year’s race,

Included a mechanic, and a climbing ace.

 

Canine hopes were cruelly hampered

When votes were found to be tampered

 

There were new faces, to accompany the old

In the shape of wacky races and a farming mascot I’m told.

As the race climaxed and there were hints of panic,

The race was won by a British mechanic!

[Justgrazing]

36 minutes ago, geronimo said:

and don't stoop down to nibble some grass, you might get a little more than you bargained for ....

Nibbling one's grass is soooo yesterday ..

[Justgrazing]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

As is customary at this point in the proceedings, I have composed the traditional POTY 2017 poem ........

 

THE POTY EPIC

 

It happens annually, that means one a year,

and aside from excitement, it generates fear.

Posting their thoughts, the candidates try

to fool the voters, lord knows why.

 

Promises are made and porkies are told

and sooner or later the candidates fold

The race attracts all sorts, men and women of steel

As all of their secrets they reluctantly reveal

 

Members try as hard as they can, to figure out who’s the best man

But in a virtual world of make believe, there’s always a few with a trump up their sleeve

 

Personal insults, are not all that’s thrown,

You’ll hear the sighs and occasional groan,

As banter is passed from one to another

No one’s safe, not even your mother!

 

Names won’t be mentioned, to protect the pure

But for some of the runners, there’s simply no cure

 

The range of characters in this year’s race,

Included a mechanic, and a climbing ace.

 

Canine hopes were cruelly hampered

When votes were found to be tampered

 

There were new faces, to accompany the old

In the shape of wacky races and a farming mascot I’m told.

As the race climaxed and there were hints of panic,

The race was won by a British mechanic!

 .. We never use these laughing chaps as they are the preserve of Colin but on this occasion we are gonna nick a few offa you Colin as Geronimo's ditty above is worthy of them .. 

[tutsiwarrior]

5 hours ago, transam said:

Noooooo, I have promised to be a "model" poster....

aww trans...ye gotsta stick to the splendid tradition...'I'm gonna burn this mother down to the ground!!!'

 

 

congrats, happy new year and welcome to the club...

 

somebody give that boy a beer!

 

edit: oops, just noticed that you've already posted the Crystals...right on trans!

Edited December 31, 2017 by tutsiwarrior

[Skeptic7]

Congrats...though have to admit, a BIG surprise. At least not as big a SHOCK as last year! 

[Justgrazing]

6 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

 .. We never use these laughing chaps as they are the preserve of Colin but on this occasion we are gonna nick a few offa you Colin as Geronimo's ditty above is worthy of them .. 

Right Geronimo we are out of here but as a parting gesture our final couple of likes has put you on 3000 .. Is this enough for the 7th dot .? and will 7 be enough .? 

[weegee]

Trans just informed me his computer is down at the moment.....He was hard to understand though, his voice seemed slow and uncoordinated....

[lannarebirth]

9 hours ago, geronimo said:

Just checked the records ... he's allowed 5,000 words in his acceptance speech and must declare all his debts assets within 48 hours, and judging by the reaction of Thai media, he'll not be able to wear that Timex watch ......

5,000 words, yes; but the sad irony is, with the prohibition on music videos, outsized and animated emoticons, baby talk and gratuitous spouse photos he is effectively rendered mute.

[geronimo]

Right Geronimo we are out of here but as a parting gesture our final couple of likes has put you on 3000 .. Is this enough for the 7th dot .? and will 7 be enough .? 

Re dot 7. I'll believe it when I see it. I must admit I do feel different now I have acquired 3,000 likes. Colours are brighter.... sounds more distinct ... and I'm always hungry!!!!

Imagine what it must be like to wake up with the POTY Tiara on your head!!


In answer to your last question ....


Dots are like lighters and cotton buds ... you can never have enough ....

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[Justgrazing]

25 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Re dot 7. I'll believe it when I see it. I must admit I do feel different now I have acquired 3,000 likes. Colours are brighter.... sounds more distinct ... and I'm always hungry!!!!

Imagine what it must be like to wake up with the POTY Tiara on your head!!


In answer to your last question ....


Dots are like lighters and cotton buds ... you can never have enough ....

Sent from my [device_name] using http://Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
 

The dot goes on then .. 

Edited December 31, 2017 by Justgrazing
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[geronimo]

3 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

The dot goes then .. 

One good thing has come from this year's event ..... more members are now "dot aware" and although there's a long way to go ...... if, like Mr. Icke, we just keep telling as many people as we can that their lives are controlled by a bunch of black spots dots, there is  slight chance that dots will be overrun. Our best weapons are social media, and sites like TV offer maximum exposure. National Geo did a doc on black dots but it was killed in the cutting room, and several celebs have publicly announced they are 8 dotters .......

[geronimo]

(Not sure if I'll get away with this) .... For those who would like to browse my blog, you could find it by googling "TJ Publishing" .......

[Justgrazing]

10 minutes ago, geronimo said:

One good thing has come from this year's event ..... more members are now "dot aware" and although there's a long way to go ...... if, like Mr. Icke, we just keep telling as many people as we can that their lives are controlled by a bunch of black spots dots, there is  slight chance that dots will be overrun. Our best weapons are social media, and sites like TV offer maximum exposure. National Geo did a doc on black dots but it was killed in the cutting room, and several celebs have publicly announced they are 8 dotters .......

The rap community kinda went more for the white dots scene and even though they were buying into the " bigger the better " dot image they still had a strong message about those mother***ing dots ..