You know you've been in Thailand too long when.................

...you start threads like this.

...you want to sit on the table, and eat on the floor.

Put this thread with the earlier on of ' ten things you shouldn't do in Thailand' bore....

when your on overstay

Having fish and chips is going out for a meal.

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you realize that you were actually in the SAS when you were a younger man.

...when face becomes relevant.

When any meal in a restaurant that costs more than 100 baht is considered outrageous.

You refer to yourself as.....farang.

 

Advice; start working on your selfesteem then.

Walking around in London and looking for a Bahtbus....

When you take bargirl lifestyle and apply it to the general population.

When £15 for a bottle of Ernie & Julie Gallo starts to look reasonable.

When you keep three baht in your ear for toilet visits. 

Wrong way drivers don't faze you. 

when you start squeezing pimples in front of the elevator's mirror

When you eat raw larb moo and think its normal

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Not being able to eat your Aunt's wonderful Thanksgiving dinner without a table spoon.

When you can understand the racist curses direct at you, like  farang khee nok , farang khwai, farang a hia, farang kuai....

Dont even break a sweat when eating a 10 chilli som tam

Leave footprints on the toilet seat

When you stop at the top of the elevator to plan your day.

You back your car out of the driveway, then wonder where you are going to go.

35 minutes ago, namatjira said:

Leave footprints on the toilet seat

Wassa toilet seat....

When you can undo those weee elastic bands in an instant...

When you agree with your Mrs....

Soi dogs start looking tasty


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When you read the Gay Section in Thai Visa

When ya start reading these posts and then even reply


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