OK chaps forget the tunnel. We’re all going to dress up as chefs!

9 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Before or after the wedding ?

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Issues
God once invited three Southeast Asian prime ministers to listen to their problems and advise them.

The Cambodian Prime Minister spoke first. “When will we leave the shock of the killing fields behind us and become a nation of good Buddhists again?”

God thought for a moment and said, “A hundred years from now.” “Oh,” the Prime Minister wailed, “then I'll be dead a long time ago!”

 

The Pemier of Laos asked the following question: “When will we become a true socialist state after thirty years of revolution?”

And God answered, “In two hundred years.” The Prime Minister said with tears in his eyes: "Then I will no longer live!"

 

Finally it was the Thai Prime Minister's turn. “We have had twenty coups since 1932. When will Thailand have a real democracy?'

God was silent for a long time and then burst into tears: “I won't see that again!”

Abhisit and Thaksin
As everyone knows, former Prime Minister Thaksin and colleague Abhisit are very concerned about the fate of the poorer Thais. They therefore decided to investigate together. They rented a private plane that of course flew over the Isaan.

After some time observing the land below, both agreed wholeheartedly that poverty abounded in Isaan.

“Let's throw down a 1,000 baht note,” said Abhisit, “at least we'll make someone happy.”

“Very nice,” Thaksin replied, “but if we throw down 10 notes of 100 baht each, we will make 10 people happy!”

The pilot joined the argument somewhat angrily: "If you both jump out of the plane now, you will make everyone happy!"

Generals
During a nice dinner, the conversation turned to Thai generals. “Well,” said someone, “I think they are all stupid, and the supreme boss even more so.” He was immediately arrested by a policeman in plain clothes who had heard everything sitting at a neighboring table.

Some time later the friends got together again. “Do you remember that arrest?” He got thirty years in prison!”

“How is that possible,” said another, “libel only lasts a year or so?”

“Yes, that's true, but he was ultimately convicted of betraying a state secret!”

Complain
Long lines of travelers waited at the Lumpini metro station as packed trains kept passing by. One man said angrily, “The government is so inefficient and corrupt. Why can't they solve those traffic problems? I would like to tell that Prime Minister the truth and kick him.'

The people around him cheered and said: 'Wonderful, do that, also on our behalf. We will keep your place here occupied.”

After a short time the man returned dejected. “Did you kick him?”

'No Unfortunately not. The line of complainants there was much longer than the line here!'

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