tifino Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 it is great when Reality gets a leg up, a one over the draconian anti-everything fantasists... Current new Aussie advert of whats a beer that is not a beer why drink it, when you can wear it! VB Thirst - Perfume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 minute ago, tifino said: it is great when Reality gets a leg up, a one over the draconian anti-everything fantasists... Current new Aussie advert of whats a beer that is not a beer why drink it, when you can wear it! VB Thirst - Perfume Why would the Ozie's need a beer perfume anyway? I thought they all stank like a brewery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted August 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2020 Wj 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said: I'd Vote for 'Harris Coffee Picker' labelling... Edited August 13, 2020 by tifino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 52 minutes ago, roo860 said: Wj and if it was an AWD bike, like mine - that'd be called the Transfurr Case (yes I do have an AWD bike ???? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 A friendly reminder to all that even in the Jokes section profanities / thinly disguised profanities are not permitted. Such posts will be removed without notice. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post farang51 Posted August 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, roo860 said: Wj You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted August 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Crossy said: Mine was called the Best Universal Grit Grime and Effluent Remover - same slogan different <deleted> ???? Thanks to Shep Wooley a long time ago https://www.facebook.com/people/Shep-Woolley/100013391821871 Well I'm blowed! I thought HHH was written by Fred Wedlock: I wuz wrong! Anyway, a verse from there: "You can stick it down the toilet You can bung it on the wallsIt comes in half pint cannisters For spraying on your bannisters" Edited August 13, 2020 by faraday Saw Crossys warning about profanities - as if I would...555! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 There really is no such thing as a new joke in this world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seth1a2a Posted August 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2020 If a tree falls in love in a forest, does it really make a sound ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 A couple of mates meet in the street. First mate says, Hi! mate how's the wife? Second mate replies, OH! I left her bed smoking First mate, You're lucky mine never gets that hot. Boom! Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Crossy said: There really is no such thing as a new joke in this world. A TV Moderator walked into a Pattaya Bar and was barred. I'll get my hat and coat and bar myself. Edited August 13, 2020 by fangless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, farang51 said: You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Could it per chance be a "confused" young man on the way to the hospital to get realigned? Sorry I mean to get his/her bike realigned? Edited August 13, 2020 by fangless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 34 minutes ago, Seth1a2a said: If a tree falls in love in a forest, does it really make a sound ? I think you are barking (mad) up the wrong tree! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 3 hours ago, farang51 said: You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat: Did you sniff it? ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, roo860 said: 3 hours ago, farang51 said: You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat: Did you sniff it? ???????????? I have use these (below) for 32 years now... the EasySeat - No Spine out front; saves one from damage to where it hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted August 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2020 This morning I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin. 5 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Bigamy is having a wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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