Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted June 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2019 Same with me and...... old whatsername !! 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: Well, I'll tread carefully and step out onto the landing then, but let me know what the final ladder looks like. I think there are some snakes up here chasing me back down the ladder but the landing light is not on!. What do I do now, just dice with death as normal and keep shaking before I loose my grip, on reality, or my cup and take up Ludo! PS; What are my chances of coming out on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said: He doesn’t look a day over 24 !! I suggest you stop looking in the mirror. PS; Oh S**t It's me thats looking in the mirror! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: sometimes I might have to resort to an old one Like the self portrait you just posted above! And I didn't know you were in the LGB scene! Edited June 19, 2019 by scottiejohn Could be interesting to join a few previous quotes together!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Like the self portrait you just posted above! And I didn't know you were in the LGB scene!I have standards I’ll have you know !!!They are lower than a snakes belly but I do have them..... honest......please believe me !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted June 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2019 Rumour has it that Burt Bacharach was strolling in this neighbourhood when he saw this shop ...............................and the rest is history !! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Happy memories !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 This explains everything !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ozbanglamung Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Why do Kiwi's like to XXXX sheep on the edge of a cliff ? Because they push back harder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted June 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2019 Stop naming hospitals after dead people. Give us some hope. Like, where's the Keith Richards Memorial Hospital? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Do you want to know the secret to making your spouse / partner go Mmmmmmm m mm mm mm mmmmmmmm all night? Duct Tape and a rope! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 A blonde takes her car to a mechanic, he says “Nothing to worry about, just s*it in the air filter”. She says 'Brilliant, so how many times a day do I have to do that?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chickenslegs Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Some definitions from ISIHAC ... · Exist – person who is prejudiced against their former lovers · Hackney – IRA punishment before the invention of guns · Hammersmith – the legend of Mjöllnir, weapon of the mighty Thor · Laxity – a rural area · Mailbag – scrotum · Phobia – not real ale · Psychotic – nervous twitch that makes you stab people · Pumpkin – commit incest · Rampart – part of a ram · Rueful – a traffic jam in France · Seamstress – the consequence of an over-generous lunch · Transsubstantiation – providing evidence of one’s sex change · Watershed – outdoor toilet · Wednesday – ‘At what hour does the sun rise?’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted June 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2019 Some people thought Emperor Hadrian was mad when he built a wall between England and Scotland. Let’s be fair, it’s been nearly 2,000 years and not a single Mexican has sneaked through. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I always knew he was a wrong ‘un !!His eyes are too close together !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Yup !!This would be me !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted June 21, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2019 Mine does exactly the same thing !! [emoji848] 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 What “ brake failure “ really looks like !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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