Seeing as this is the 1000th page of the thread, here's a suitably pathetic joke to celebrate:

 

It's all millenial jokes from now on...

Three friends playing golf, a surgeon, a charity CEO and an engineer and the group in front, four guys, three playing and one spending ages talking to each of the players for ages before they take each shot.

After a very long time to finish the first 9 the three guys give up and head to the clubhouse. They mention the very slow players to the secretary who explains the players going slow are very badly visually impaired, in fact almost blind and they use the fourth guy to help them find their balls and assist them with distance to play and best club to use etc.

The surgeon is a bit embarrassed and says my friend is an eye surgeon and if the three contact me we'll see if we can help. The charity CEO says if they contact me I'll get some money from the charity to help them any way I can.

The engineer asks  why can't they play at night?

8 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

 And that of the poster perhaps?