1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

And if there were two of every living creatures on board how come the Ark did not sink with those woodworms and woodpeckers on board

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Kids theese days just don't appreciate how you kept up with last weeks news by reading your toilet paper before use!

54 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I agree her major function involves lying down when told to but why is she being allowed to lie down on the dishwashing job?

 

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it's worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey", died peacefully at the age of 83.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in……………and it all went downhill from there.

Have you donated money to the Conservative party but not yet received a Knighthood?

You may be entitled to compensation...

Just finished my new home brew. Made from rabbit legs, frogs legs and kangaroo legs.

Tastes a bit hoppy.

Sales of ear plugs hit an all time high as Veganuary begins.