I just found out the real reason penguins can't fly..
They're not tall enough to be pilots.

Has anyone ever got halfway through eating a horse and thought "I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

90% of the worlds photograph paper comes from Zambia.
Its a developing country.

Global warming is now thought to be the leading cause of documentaries.

Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.

He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.

At the end of the talk, there is some time for questions.

Little Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions:

Why did the Russians take Crimea? And why are we invading Ukraine?"

Putin says "Good questions..." But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go for lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions so another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says,

"I have four questions. My Questions are:

Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we invading Ukraine?

Why did the bell go 20 minutes early for lunch? And where is Sasha?"

Just read that Macron had an urgent phone call with Putin... Wow the French have surrendered already!

 

 

Sorry, wrong thread... 

3 hours ago, roo860 said:

Any youngster visiting this thread will look at many of the posts and wonder what the punch line or meaning is. By youngster, I refer to anyone less than 50 years old.

15 minutes ago, farang51 said:

Any youngster visiting this thread will look at many of the posts and wonder what the punch line or meaning is. By youngster, I refer to anyone less than 50 years old.

Over 50 and from somewhere besides the US...