A gentle reminder.  Check your dryer settings before putting your car in.

22 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The Red Green lunchbox trick.

A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his payment.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter you’ll have to drive around in his 2021 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-s******* me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “

6 hours ago, roo860 said:

Whodunit ------ The fart is silent.

6 hours ago, roo860 said:

I admire a man who has hobbies,gives him something useful to do.

Glad you are a heavy drinker,so much better then consuming the Devils weed!!!

I hear it can make you do very stupid things!

(This made up on the spot,just a little counter against the people that think the world will

come to an end now that Cannabis is legal)

 

7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Whodunit ------ The fart is silent.

Swimming.

The P is silent.