The worst joke in history let alone 2022 most go to  =  Sleepy Creepy kid sniffing "Joe Biden"  or is it too cruel to mock some one suffering from the later stages of dementia, but saying that  he is the laughing stock of the free world ????.

 

MAGA =

M = Making 

A = Age (related)

G = gaffs

A = Again 

37 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Just making a spectacle of themselves!

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Just watched a film about anal bleaching.

All things considered, it wasn't a bad film, on the hole.

I’ve just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It’s great; they send me new matches every day.

I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking.

It was so disgusting I almost threw away my sandwich!

My wife came out of the bathroom, gave me a wink and said,

"I shaved my myself in the bath. You know what that means?"

I said, "The plug hole is blocked?"

A Texan emigrated to Wales and opened a ranch at Lanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch…

Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.

I entered an Origami competition.

I should have won, but folded under pressure.

4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I’ve just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It’s great; they send me new matches every day.

Do all your successful dates become flames and the failed ones go up in smoke?

Two blokes are in hospital in adjoining beds, waiting to go into theatre
One says to the other “What you in for”?
The other replies “Endoscopy”
“What’s that then”? the first bloke asks.
“They’ll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers, or even cancers", replies the second bloke. "What you in for?”
“Camera up my bum" says the first bloke.
“Do you mean a Colonoscopy”? says the second bloke.
“Nah”, says the first bloke, “The missus caught me taking pictures of the next door neighbour sunbathing nude in her back garden”.

23 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Do all your successful dates become flames and the failed ones go up in smoke?

I strike out on a few, but every so often we kindle a spark.  Especially when she's a lighter woman.