1 hour ago, carlyai said:

Or 'Ivan Acher telephone please. Can't remember the rest.

We thought it funny at the time. 

 

From here (with sound clips) http://www.ietto.net/airport.html

 

24 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

From here (with sound clips) http://www.ietto.net/airport.html

 

Mike Hunt?If memory serves me right.

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

If they were in a race could it be called a "balderdash"?

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

If they were in a race could it be called a "balderdash"?

A receding hair line.

Last night I had beef stew with Dumplings.

I shouldn't really call her that, but she is a big girl.

I'm worried I'm becoming addicted to my trampoline.

I've done 6 days on the bounce!

I was wondering why there are so many vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
And then I realised, vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.

I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a tiny cough".
He said: "You have a wee cough laddie?"
I said: "Ok cheers boss - see you next week!"

3 hours ago, roo860 said:

What top line?

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