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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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From another forum.

 

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

 

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

 

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

 

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

 

To which, without missing a beat the flight attendant replied, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B***h."

 

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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Can I use my Phone a Friend...........

 

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1. The Japanese eat very little fat.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine.

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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It's that time of year again, when I'm looking at my 2022 calendar.

It's days are numbered.

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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David Blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing f- all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Harry Kane.

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