4 hours ago, Zyxel said:

I remember it was very accurate also,never missed its target!

 

Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc.

 

Which, coincidentally is what I don’t give before I’ve had my coffee…

If a Stork is responsible for bringing babies, what bird prevents them?

 

A Swallow.

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.

 

It's a step by step guide.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

 

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

 

 

 

Cop: You were going fast.

Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.

Cop: There isn't any.

Me: I know! That's how far behind I am.

Wife calling Husband:

Honey, please be careful there's a report about some idiot driving the wrong way on the freeway.

Husband: One!!? There are hundreds of them!

15 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

The band formerly known as 'Iran Maiden'.

We've all done it.