10 hours ago, Zyxel said:

You seem to have a formula for these.

Now I don't mean to be divisive, or subtract anything from your total, but are you sure they add up?  🧮

1 hour ago, VBF said:

You seem to have a formula for these.

Now I don't mean to be divisive, or subtract anything from your total, but are you sure they add up?  🧮

Was that a positive or negative reply as it seems to be an unequal and divisively fractional statement!

11 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Was that a positive or negative reply as it seems to be an unequal and divisively fractional statement!

Stop going off at a tangent. Pointless jokes are integral to this thread.

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink”. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him."Look", she said, "I went along with the bl.. job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I'll second that!

This has 

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

 

1. *DILIP VENGSARKAR*

When you rearrange the letters:
*A SPARKLING DRIVE*

 

2. *PRINCESS DIANA*
When you rearrange the letters:
*END IS A CAR SPIN*

 

3. *MONICA LEWINSKY*
When you rearrange the letters:
*NICE SILKY WOMAN*

 

4.  *DORMITORY*
When you rearrange the letters:
*DIRTY ROOM*

 

5.  *ASTRONOMER*
When you rearrange the letters:
          *MOON STARER*

 

6. *DESPERATION*
When you rearrange the letters:
*A ROPE ENDS IT*

 

7.  *THE EYES*
When you rearrange
*THEY SEE*

 

8.  *A DECIMAL POINT*
When you rearrange the letters:
*I M A DOT IN PLACE*

 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE
*MOTHER-IN-LAW*
When you rearrange the letters:
*WOMAN HITLER…*