1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said:

   I've seen better jokes before. Are you bored? ????

 

 

It is the ''worst joke ever'' page.

I was in Tesco with the wife, and i put a case of beer in the trolley. 

"What do you think your doing said  the wife" 

I said its on offer £10 for 24 cans. 

Put them back we can't afford it she said. 

A few aisles on, she picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it the trolley. 

What you doing ? I said... 

It makes my face look beautiful she says. 

I said so does 24 cans of beer and it's half the fxxxking price

The Coprophagian Diet-revolution 

that is taking the world by storm

 

Penrith is a nice town in the North of the UK, noted for its scenery and now .........

CAN THE MODS OF THIS FORUM DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE.  WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A VERY ELDERLY MAN, HE HAS BEEN PRIVATE MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NUDE PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN VERY NASTY POSES, ALONG WITH CLOSE UP PICTURES OF HS GENITALIA .  HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH IT. IT RUNS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

 

 THANK YOU!

 

Some dark humour !

 

25 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Was he the inventor of Imagiro?

16 hours ago, vogie said:

Me too.

 

A bunch of bikers were riding south over the Gateway bridge in Brisbane - heading back home when they saw a girl about to jump off the Bridge.

So they stopped.
Bear, their leader, a big burly man, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Queensland copper -- who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

 

She says tearfully,

"I'm going to commit suicide!!"

 

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Bear also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ...

"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole Bear here your best last kiss?"

 

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, Bear gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the copper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??