Perfectly clear...

 

I heard a knock at the front door and was surprised to see a bathroom basin outside.
It took me a while to let that sink in.

26 minutes ago, roo860 said:

A cock on a tool?

I woke up this morning and there was a tap on the door.
Weird sense of humour my plumber's got.

Before marriage, I would sit at a traffic light for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Four blonde's, out for a walk, came across some tracks in the snow.

The first blonde said, 'i know what made them, It's a fox'.

The second blonde said 'you're wrong, it's a rabbit'!

The third blonde said 'no, you're both wrong, it's a badger'!

The fourth blonde said 'you're all wrong, It's a _-----------'

That was when the train hit them.

16 hours ago, Crossy said:

One for Bwits.

 

 

Bwilliant!

27 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Two budgies. One just helped the other escape from a smuggler.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Two budgies. One just helped the other escape from a smuggler.

Now I know where you came from. 🙂

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I woke up this morning and there was a tap on the door.
Weird sense of humour my plumber's got.

Sure it wasn't a pipe dream? 🙄

7 hours ago, ravip said:

Come on - is that really current news? 🤪

47 minutes ago, VBF said:

Come on - is that really current news? 🤪

I was shocked

4 hours ago, carlyai said:

Now I know where you came from. 🙂

Close, but down underer.

 

 

 

             Hannibal’s first attempt

 

 

 

“Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”