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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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20 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

To confused image.png.6ca1d98163c6660ab803f282453367fb.pngone - Raisi died in a helicopter crash recently... that's the "previous president of Iran"...

Yes --so they both met today (have you caught up with news)   now they both have their 77 virgins

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Imane Khelif’s next opponent Michaela Tyson

Has been flown in by Team USA at the Paris Olympics.

 

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37 minutes ago, Crossy said:

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Our cat is an outside cat and the song reminds me of her (slightly modified)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIj1I8U6Gu4

 

You keep on yowling, but you can't come in,

You keep on yowling, but you can't come in,

You keep on yowling, but you can't come in,

Come back tomorrow night and try it again.

33 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Our cat is an outside cat and the song reminds me of her (slightly modified)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIj1I8U6Gu4

 

You keep on yowling, but you can't come in,

You keep on yowling, but you can't come in,

You keep on yowling, but you can't come in,

Come back tomorrow night and try it again.

oh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man, that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Meow
Yeah, don't cross my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley, looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style"
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley, looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style"
Meow

 

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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What's the black box for?

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