Things must be getting bad. I just saw a fly using hand gel.

 

Meet the Democrats' choice for president. Uhhhh.... what am I doing here? Where am I???

 

 

Pattaya has just invested 89 million baht in a new HGV simulator, note the lack of a brake pedal, which could explain a rise in brake failure accidents.

 

 

10 hours ago, Crazy Alex said:

And you are posting this in the joke section?I know you seem to have an agenda but you make yourself look like a joke.

And this one from the same page...….

 

During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?

Two old ladies by the names of Jane & Ethel sneaked out of their nursing home for a crafty cigarette. It started raining hard, so Jane reaches into her handbag and takes out a condom. She opened the packet, took out the condom, snipped off the end and slipped it over her cigarette.
“What’s that?” asked Ethel.
“A condom” replied Jane. “You buy them at the pharmacists”.
Next day, Ethel sneaks out and heads into town to the pharmacy. She asks for a box of condoms.
“What size would you like?” asked the pharmacist, a little surprised that an old lady in her 80s was buying condoms. He was rather more surprised when Ethel answered
“Oh it doesn’t really matter as long as they fit a Camel”

Warning!

If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends.

My pet mouse, Elvis, died today.

He was caught in a trap.

the pizza

 

 

Yup ????

 

People working in supermarkets must have plenty of time on their hands !!