1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

 

Been there  it was fun.  Sadly caught fire in 2023 and was subsequently demolished.  Apparently, there is an ongoing campaign to have it rebuilt.

 

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

past tense. Was burned down about 3 years ago.

4 hours ago, ravip said:

 

 

You can lead a girl to Vasar but you can't make her think.

3 hours ago, jvs said:

So he won twice!

 

When comedy was actually funny!

 

 

 

 

10 hours ago, doctormann said:

11 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

Been there  it was fun.  Sadly caught fire in 2023 and was subsequently demolished.  Apparently, there is an ongoing campaign to have it rebuilt.

 

A lot of people have a leaning in that direction  😎

 

Who was the most relevant out of the Jackson 5? 

Jermaine.

A Scottish couple on holiday in America were out  golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball dinna knock oot any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." 

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." 

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" 

"Uh, yeah. Sorry aboot at," the husband replied. 

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." 

"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million quid  a year for the rest oh ma life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a hoose in every country oh e world," she said. 

"Consider it done," the genie replied. 

"You know what, genie, maybe we can repay you by making one of YOUR wishes come true... what's your wish, genie?" the husband said. 

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." 

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot oh money and all those hooses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. 

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" 

"35," she replied. 

"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"