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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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On 9/7/2025 at 10:03 AM, billd766 said:

He is more than twice my weight.

 

I suspect that he will have some serious medical problems later in life, as well as getting clothes to fit him currently.

Do you know him? Yes = OK, No = shut up,ok.

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On 9/13/2025 at 10:16 AM, ballpoint said:

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Used to be before they changed the road lay out.

 

1 hour ago, Beachcomber said:

Used to be before they changed the road lay out.

 

Actually, the clowns are in the Palace of Westminster, not in Piccadilly.

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38 minutes ago, jvs said:

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And the energy to power the generator comes from where?  That's right, from the traction battery.  Efficiency will be less than 100% so nothing to be gained by doing this.  In fact, it will reduce the available range!  As Scottie used to say, 'Ye canna beat the laws of physics.'

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11 minutes ago, doctormann said:

 

And the energy to power the generator comes from where?  That's right, from the traction battery.  Efficiency will be less than 100% so nothing to be gained by doing this.  In fact, it will reduce the available range!  As Scottie used to say, 'Ye canna beat the laws of physics.'

Uh, this is a joke thread. 

 

58 minutes ago, jvs said:

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In Sabah, guys would leave their AC on in the house when returning to work from lunch. So at about 1:15 the company would cycle the townsite power on and off so the AC units dropped out. The guys would come home after work to a hot house. Some would jam a toothpick into the green on button. But the Instrumentation guys would always come home to a cool house because we had taken the cover off of the control box and hard wired the relay.

 

 

 

Sorry a story not a joke. Well we thought it was funny.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.

As he’s sipping, a nun walks by and scolds him: “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink?”

The man replies, “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”

The nun argues it’s wicked and sinful, but admits she’s never actually tasted whiskey- only heard from others how evil it is.

After some back and forth, the nun finally says, “Alright… if I had just a sip, I’d understand better. But I can’t be seen drinking out here. Could you order me one in a teacup?”

The man nods, heads back inside, and says to the barman:
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”

The barman slams the counter and yells:
“Is that nun here AGAIN?!”

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