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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

Must be some kind of milestone.

I tied it around my neck.
Turned out it was in fact a millstone.

 

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32 minutes ago, fangless said:

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That's a great photo, capturing how it is to walk on Soi Honey as a farang. May I ask where you found it?

It is originally from my website. ????

1 hour ago, farang51 said:

That's a great photo, capturing how it is to walk on Soi Honey as a farang. May I ask where you found it?

It is originally from my website.

No, not from your website to my knowledge.  I just added the “one liner” comments to a standard Thai photo I found on the web.

 

PS;  Just followed your link above just now and found the same photo as I used there.  All I did was I google "ladyboy Thailand" and this was one of the photos that came up.  No source was given, honest.

10 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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I assume all her menus are (for) tripe!

22 minutes ago, fangless said:

No, not from your website to my knowledge.  I just added the “one liner” comments to a standard Thai photo I found on the web.

 

PS;  Just followed your link above just now and found the same photo as I used there.  All I did was I google "ladyboy Thailand" and this was one of the photos that came up.  No source was given, honest.

Not a problem. I don't like people using my photos for their own websites but this I don't mind. Funny it came up in a search for "ladyboy", I don't think there is a ladyboy in the photo - but granted, I am not an expert.

2 minutes ago, farang51 said:

I don't think there is a ladyboy in the photo - but granted, I am not an expert.

Neither am I an expert on Lady Boys-Honest!!!!!

oh dear - the Third Wave just rolled in...

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and on the Next Wave...

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I went to the Patent Office to register patents for some inventions I came up with.  First I showed the woman behind the desk my folding bottle.  She asked “what’s that called”, to which I replied “it’s a Fottle”.  She smiled and asked me if I had anything else to patent.  I showed her my folding carton, which I called my “Farton”.
She told me they were stupid inventions with stupid names.  I was so angry that I stormed out without even showing her my folding bucket.

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Went for a prostate check yesterday and the Dr gave me two thumbs up.

Which I didn't appreciate.

 

 

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I went to the Patent Office to register patents for some inventions I came up with.  First I showed the woman behind the desk my folding bottle.  She asked “what’s that called”, to which I replied “it’s a Fottle”.  She smiled and asked me if I had anything else to patent.  I showed her my folding carton, which I called my “Farton”.
She told me they were stupid inventions with stupid names.  I was so angry that I stormed out without even showing her my folding bucket.

Yea, I recently invented a cleaner liquid.

 

Called it the Finest Universal Cleaner Known.

 

Had a slogan with it too:

 

"When nothing gets those stains off then, <deleted> It"

 

6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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So that's what's meant by "makin bacon"!

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