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BUTTER  GARLIC  MUSHROOM !
Angela wanted to serve her guests 'Butter Garlic Mushroom' for the Party in the evening. 

 

But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.

 

Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms
growing wild down by the nearby stream?"

 

"Some wild mushrooms are poisonous?"

 

"I see squirrels eating them and they're OK."

 

So Angela picked a bunch and washed, sliced and cooked them for the dinner.

 

Then she gave a little of the mushroom to Brutus, their dog.

 

Brutus ate every bite.

 

She watched the dog.

 

The wild mushrooms hadn't affected him.

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The meal was a great success.

After everyone had finished, her daughter came in and whispered in her ear,

"Mum, Brutus is dead."

 

Angela signaled her to silence and decided what to do. The guests were dear to her.

 

She called the doctor and told him what had happened.

 

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I can take care of it. But keep the guests calm."

 

Before long they heard the sirens of ambulance. 

 

The Paramedics and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomachpump.

 

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach.

 

By midnight, the last one was done the doctor left.

 

The hosts and the guests were all drained and weak  and were sitting around the Living room.

 

The daughter came in and said to her mum.....

 

"He lives at the end of our street."

 

"Who?"

 

"The guy who ran over Brutus with his bike."

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