13 hours ago, kickstart said:

At least they could have printed an American excavator, rather than a Swedish one.

Is Volvo not Chinese now? 

 

 

 

 

Japanese Banking Crisis - latest:

 

"As the Japanese banking crisis intensifies, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up and Origami Bank has folded, while Judo Bank is in danger of toppling.

Things are better at Bonsai Bank, which appears to be in trim shape, though it has shown very little growth.

Elsewhere, Samurai Bank has slashed its staff, leading to employees of Karate Bank fearing that they will also get the chop, and we can expect ruthless measures at Yakuza Bank.

Noh Bank appears stuck in the past. Customers of Sushi Bank, meanwhile, are claiming that they have received a raw deal, while Tsunami Bank is being engulfed by a flood of complaints.

There has been little communication from senior management: Geisha Bank’s directors remain inscrutable, the Board at Kawaii Bank is also playing it cute and the bosses at Zen Bank seem to be lost in thought.

Now we hear of Kendo Bank suffering a series of blows, while events at Wasabi Bank leave a sour taste in the mouth and Miso Bank is said to be ‘in the soup’.

The latest word about Teriyaki Bank is that their CFO is under suspicion of cooking the books.

There is some positive news: Emoji Bank is putting on a brave face, but there is a danger that Typhoon Bank may soon be blown away and Sake Bank’s prospects are lukewarm at best.

Shareholders of Koi Bank have plenty to carp about and their counterparts at Futon Bank say that they refuse to take things lying down.

What the true picture is at Anime Bank is anybody’s guess, but at least Manga Bank has a good story to tell"

Perfectly clear instructions.

I dropped off to sleep after lunch and dreamt I was in a small car floating in a big inlet in Norway.

I think it was a Fjord Siesta.

I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels.

She said, "Yes, try Sarah Topps.”

My barber asked if I wanted my hair cut round the back.
I asked, “Why? Isn’t the shop big enough?

Looking for Bugs Bunny quotes?

Let me know, and I'll send them in a What's App doc.

My wife wants me to take her to Las Vegas to see The Temptations for Christmas.

Instead, I'm going to the thrift shop to get her four tops.

I'm in the bad books again! I got my wife some lorry oil for her birthday.

Apparently, it should have been L'Oreal