6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

Very subtle @ballpoint

You reckon a hundred men or more  will get it?

99 now

 

Things I have learned over the years:

A penny saved is worthless.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or background, is deep down, we all believe that we are above average drivers.

 

Oxymorons:

act naturally, New Classic, Soft Rock, Good Grief, airline food, resident alien, Christian Science.

 

 

4 hours ago, VBF said:

 

Very subtle @ballpoint

You reckon a hundred men or more  will get it?

Hurry boy!

4 hours ago, VBF said:

 

Very subtle @ballpoint

You reckon a hundred men or more  will get it?

 

Since, sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti, the actual words are I bless the rains down in Africa, I'm surprised I got away with it.  

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

 

Since, sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti, the actual words are I bless the rains down in Africa, I'm surprised I got away with it.  

I know...I sort of thought that as it's the joke thread......

Never let the truth, as they say! 😉

14 hours ago, bannork said:

we all believe that we are above average drivers.

 

I drive worse than the locals which is why I never complain.