On the night after his inauguration Donald Trump was visited by 3 ghosts.

Shortly after Trump hauled his lardass off to bed and was lying there snoring FDR appeared. Trump asked him,”How can I make America great again?"

FDR replied, "Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets."

Trump's face soured. "FAKE NEWS!" he screamed, FDR disappeared and Trump went back to sleep.

A few hours later, he was awakened by George Washington's ghost.

Trump asked, "How can I make America great again?" Washington replied, "I would suggest you never tell a lie.” which infuriated Trump.

He screamed for his bodyguards but Washington melted away.

Around 4 in the morning he visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again Trump asked "How can I make America great again?"

Lincoln thought for a bit and said, "Go to the theater.”

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